Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: Hello, everybody, and welcome back to our Isekai.
[00:00:05] Speaker B: Hi. Hi.
[00:00:06] Speaker A: I am your gracious, overpowered MC this evening with Jenna and I am Faith.
[00:00:12] Speaker B: I am always here.
[00:00:15] Speaker A: And yeah, this episode is following the same format as the previous one, but it's a film, film, film, film, film, film edition.
So we start with betrayals, and then we go into side characters that stole the show. And then we go into ones that needed social care, NHS intervention.
Then we'll go into red light, green light, which is Harry Potter for this episode.
And then we've got ship. It's this of that. Sorry. Which will run through Quick scenario base and ship it. Skip it. Quick scenario based as well. Short, short ones there for you guys. So betrayals, betrayals. Betrayals, betrayals. TV's biggest, wildest, never been seen before.
Unstoppable, unflappable, unforgivable. Betray. I'm joking. I'm just.
I'm messing. Just random betrayals.
So you go first.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: So my first one is Lisa and Blink twice. Well, I put Sleeter and all men in general, because these men, Lord, these women and this one man, under guise of having a summer getaway, they were like, come with us to our private island. You get free drinks, you get accommodation, you get a private chef. It'll be fun. You get all the alcohols, all the drinks. And then when these girls were out of it and they were drugged up, madness was happening under the guise that they were here for a good time. And then. Yeah, and then these men were drugging them behind their backs. So Slater, being the main character, is the biggest betrayer. And then followed by all the men that lured their respective victims to the island are also massive traitors.
[00:02:04] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no, it's also the fact that he'd been bringing this particular woman back.
[00:02:09] Speaker B: It's his favorite.
[00:02:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's wild. Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's like. And it's like, I wonder if they recreate the way they meet, like what happens between each one. Because it's like a one time every year thing. Right. So, like this situation was like, between when they leave and the next year, what happens? They just go on living their lives.
[00:02:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: And it just. They just wipe it entirely from their memory.
[00:02:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
Because the whole thing, it's like it never happened to them. They go back to their day job as if they were just like. As if they were like, they were literally on holiday.
[00:02:43] Speaker A: So on this particular one, the thing that changed was her friend dying.
[00:02:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:47] Speaker A: And the emotional impact it had on her and the lady, the old lady.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: Oh, the one who recognized her nail art.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:54] Speaker B: But I think the lady was always there. I think it's not until her friend died that she recognized what the lady was saying. Because I think. Because that cleaning lady. Yeah, the cleaning lady was always. Has always been there for her to recognize. Oh, you're the girl who always changes her nails.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: Oh, wow.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: Yeah. So I think she was the only one because she's a part of the cleaning staff who wasn't drug dubbed.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: I love that. She. She got her lip back, though.
Like, she got. She got hers back.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Well done to her.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: Yeah, indeed. That's good. That's a good one. My first one is Rick Sanchez. Now this man, obviously there's. There's multiple betrayals and multiple, like, times where he's just disappointed Morty and his entire family. However. And this particular one I'm talking about is the. The one with the Vindicators. And apparently we missed the Vindicators one, which I'm holding against you lot. But I think this is Vindicators 2. Like 3. I don't remember which one they. So Rick, they get the alarm thing and he's like, oh, it's the Vindicators that go. And there's one particular hero that obviously Morty likes, right? And he's like, up this guy's ass. Like he. Morty loves the guy. Rick obviously gets jealous.
They called it alarm because I think they were gonna fight some guy called like World Ender or something.
So Rick obviously starts drinking because obviously Morty's not paying him attention because it's a laication whore. And then he drinks. Drinks. The Avengers, the Vindicators. Sorry. They go sleep. They go to sleep.
Rick decides he's gonna go solo kill Worldender, which he does, right? And then he sets up a trap. And the trap is for them to do go through all these missions and all these things.
They all end up killing each other and fighting and fighting amongst themselves. And then at the end, Morsi obviously solves the thing, right? And he gets to the answer and the answer was him.
So he then gets into the little thing it takes and texts and Rickety Rickety on a little train trolley thing. And then he gets to the end and obviously Morty thought Rick was talking about him, but he was talking about the cleaning stuff.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: Oh, that's sad.
[00:05:03] Speaker A: The cleaning stuff hero that follows along with the other heroes.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: That is tragic.
That's heartbreaking.
[00:05:10] Speaker A: That is emotional damage. Damage.
[00:05:14] Speaker B: Honestly and truly, Rick is a menace.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: That's just One. Like just one situation. So, yeah. That's why he gets on this list.
[00:05:25] Speaker B: My Second one is Dr. Yueh from Dune.
So it's from the first Dune movie where he's the one who loses the defense force. Who lets the people, the Arcanes, Harkonnens, come into the palace and kill his father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know why he did it. He was trying to save his wife. And his wife ended up getting killed anyway.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: But still the point. He did it for love. And for that. I understand. But still betrayed the family that was keeping him safe.
[00:05:54] Speaker A: Exactly. So would you betray your family for love?
[00:05:58] Speaker B: No.
[00:06:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, I guess that's why I say. But that's crazy. That's, that's actually. Oh, my God. Like, would you actually. Random question. Would you pick your partner?
I guess it just, it would depend on what exactly it is. Isn't it?
[00:06:14] Speaker B: Yeah. And you have to understand that they.
I'm getting though. He has loyalties to the family. His first priority will always be his wife.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: Yeah. And they weren't exactly his family. But.
[00:06:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
So I, I, that's why I said I completely understand.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: So like if you had the choice, right? Save your partner or save the. The town you're in, which also includes the. The city you live in.
[00:06:40] Speaker B: I can always locate.
[00:06:43] Speaker A: I beg your. Say that again.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: We can always relocate.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: So I said the choice is to choose between your partner.
[00:06:49] Speaker B: I said what I said. And a town. City of people I don't know.
[00:06:53] Speaker A: So sorry to that partner. I can always find a new one.
I can always relocate and I can always find a new one.
[00:07:01] Speaker B: There we go. That's a hard decision.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: I can't have multiple people's deaths on, on my conscience. I'm okay with one.
All right. My next one is Amy Dunn.
Amy Dunn from Gone Girl.
Our.
I don't even know what to call her. Our manipulation Queen.
[00:07:24] Speaker B: She's fantastic at it though.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: I'll fuck around and find out. Queen.
I'm sorry that I put you here because obviously Nick. I think her husband names. I forget what his name was.
Deserved it. Ish. But he didn't deserve that. He deserved something like. Well, she didn't want to divorce him because she liked him. He deserves something.
Not that it's the end for me.
What?
[00:07:46] Speaker B: When he's trapped.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: When he's trapped with the baby.
And the look on his face.
While that was satisfying.
My God.
Psychopath. She traps the both of them. She betrayed.
He was thinking, oh, you know, I'll do this for a few years and then you know, I'm out. I'll dip.
But no, now they have a baby and he has to stay. And even if he divorces, he's gonna have to deal with her for the rest of his life. Unless he wants to become a deadbeat dad. And then there'll be this whole circus, you know, media circus, about how, oh, Nick, who lost his wife, blah, blah, blah, he's a deadbeat dad type thing.
[00:08:25] Speaker B: There wouldn't be a circus around that.
[00:08:27] Speaker A: So. Yes, there would be. Because he was the guy who got his wife back after they thought he was the one who killed her. And then he ended up leaving her after all the things that she had gone through.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Depends on how much time has gone past.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: I don't.
I'm thinking about these days with TikTok and people very able to share their opinions the way they are able to share their opinions.
[00:08:52] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It depends on how much time passed. Because one story is one story. But if long time passes, people forget about things.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: Yeah, but people bring it up. Do you know how many, like, the other day I saw something about Stanley Tucci's marriage that he had years and years and years. 2009 or something.
But he re got married. And people are bringing it back up.
Do you know why? But it's not as popular what people are talking about. Maybe not to you, but it's everywhere in America.
[00:09:17] Speaker B: Okay?
[00:09:18] Speaker A: People are talking about it and it's like, it's spreading. And they're like, oh, they give his PR team props for covering it up because I never knew.
But yeah, and people are giving him shit for it, but not that much shit, but still shit.
But, yeah, Amy Dunn is my number two.
Wild, wild, wild lady. But, yeah, that's the end of.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: Betrayals.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Betrayals, yeah, sorry. That's the end of betrayals. Going to the next side characters that stole the show.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: Okay, my first one is Samwise from Lord of the Rings. So he was a side character. He was the side hero, if you will, at this point.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Quite literally a hero.
[00:09:59] Speaker B: Yeah. And without him, I don't think they would have gone far. I mean, even with, like, I've got that little, like, minion thing.
[00:10:07] Speaker A: Gollum.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: Yeah. He kept, like, warning him, like, this little golem thing.
He's gonna come for your ring, though. He's a. He's saying the changed man, he still got green envy in his eyes, like, he still wants that ring. And he was like, no, no, he's a changed man. He was just like me. He used to hold the ring. And the ring changed him. I see his pain. And Sam was like, yeah, yeah, you're different. Your heart's in different places. You're not selfish. He is quite literally selfish.
And then Sam saves him, which is heartwarming. Like, saves him from himself, first of all from his own curse of holding a ring, and then also from Gollum, who tries to kill him.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Side character that actually stole my. Stole my heart because the main character was just the main character. He was annoying.
I found him annoying.
[00:10:58] Speaker A: Fair play.
Fair play. Fair play. I don't really have much to say about.
Like, I watched it a while ago, but I do remember him saving.
What's the main character?
[00:11:12] Speaker B: See, that's how much he is even much of a main character. I can't remember his name, but I remember Sam stole the show.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: Indeed, I remember his name, but it's. It's.
[00:11:24] Speaker B: It's back on your mind.
[00:11:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gone at the minute. All right. So my first one is Donkey in Shrek.
Do I like Shrek? Absolutely.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: It's a fun movie.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: Yeah. But, yeah, Donkey. Donkey stole the show. Donkey was funny. He dances.
[00:11:45] Speaker B: He does very free.
[00:11:46] Speaker A: He's not as, like, rigid as Shrek is.
And I guess because he's that, like, he's that annoying friend that pokes, pokes and pokes the bear and always has something to say and also then falls in love and has his own little love arc as well.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: With the dragon.
[00:12:05] Speaker A: With the dragon. And it's just so funny. And, yeah, it's nice. I think Donkey deserves more respect.
Well, I think he gets the respect that he's due, to be honest. But, yeah, Dunkey.
[00:12:19] Speaker B: Cool.
My next one is Ken from the Barbie movies.
I was about to say, without Barbie, there cannot be no Ken, but that is incorrect. Without Barbie, there is no Ken, because quite literally, they made Ken for Barbie.
But in the Barbie movie, Ken and the Kensington, they do add something. Without them, there would be no problem to fix. They were the problem themselves. But I liked Ken, you know?
[00:12:43] Speaker A: What would you say then? That Ken is one of the top betrayals?
What Ken did with Mattel with the company?
[00:12:52] Speaker B: No, I don't think he's the top betrayal. I think he was well within his right to be annoyed at what happened.
[00:12:58] Speaker A: Up to the point of selling them all out.
[00:13:00] Speaker B: Well, no.
[00:13:03] Speaker A: That'S what I thought. Death or betrayal anyway.
[00:13:07] Speaker B: Because you wouldn't do the same.
[00:13:09] Speaker A: No, why would I sell someone out? For what? Because they pissed me off.
[00:13:13] Speaker B: I just leave.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I'll just Leave.
I can't stress myself.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: But yeah, Ken was a great side character for Barbie. Good.
[00:13:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
My next is Loki in Thor Avengers.
Obviously he came into Avengers as like the villain. Right.
And he just became so likable.
He became so likable that he has his own show.
And I think in the third installation of Thor, they made it like a brother thing. Right? Like Thor and Loki type thing. So he stole the show enough that he was a villain who then went on like a recovery on a hero's journey. And he became like an anti hero type thing. And that was enjoyable. He's funny. He' like certain jokes and stuff just kind of goes through over his head or he's very charming.
I think that's why I also think that the actor Tom played him so well and that's why he's so likable.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: That's true. So, yeah, my next one is Lisa from Girls Trip. So Lisa was the mum of the group who was having a reawakening during the holiday because she'd been the grapefruit. Yeah.
That is why she. She's a side character. Exactly. That's why she decided Character stole this show. She was educational.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: You know what? Fair thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: She was educational. Okay.
[00:14:40] Speaker A: Because when you think about Girls Trip, you think about specific.
[00:14:42] Speaker B: You don't like other girls. Fantastic.
They did their thing. But Lisa, she taught me a thing or two. She. She did teach me a thing or two. I. That's the one lesson I took from that show. Don't care about the rest of the show. I mean, the movie, it was an enjoyable movie. But Lisa.
[00:15:00] Speaker A: Yeah, gobble, gobble.
All right, my next one is Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy Volume DOS 2.
So he obviously kind of had a redemption arc as well. God, do I. Like, I'm saying a theme here. All right, so. So he obviously picked up the human from Earth and, like, had a soft spot for him technically and kind of.
But he's quirky, he's funny, and his powers are just so fun with the. With the sound of the whistle and stuff. And he's like, weird looking at, like. What's his name? Pete. Pete.
Is that his name?
I can't remember Star Lord. Anyway, looking at Star Lord like a heavy duty type thing and being like a fun but I'll kill you father figure type thing for Star Lord, because I forget his name. Just. It's gone.
Yeah, I thought that was fun. I thought he was very likable and a lot of people also liked him. So he Definitely stole the show. Obviously, his death as well. Spoilers. If you haven't seen it, you should have by now.
Yondu dies, and it's kind of just. It's very heartfelt. It's a very heartfelt moment.
I think it's in the third one. I don't know. Anyway, he dies in one of them, and it's really sweet. It's very funny. He's Mary Poppins, y' all. And yeah, it's great.
It's funny. Yeah.
Oh, and the actor himself, he was like.
The actor himself is actually quite funny because he.
He went on, like, a panel thing that I saw him do as well, where people were asking him, like, why he done it, and he was like, for the money.
And I was like, you know what?
[00:16:45] Speaker B: Honestly, it's honesty, you know, respect.
Honesty is honesty. He saw a paycheck and said, I could do this job.
[00:16:51] Speaker A: Yeah. And, yeah, that's. That's why Yundu, for me, still a show.
Okay.
[00:16:57] Speaker B: My last one is Okoye from Black Panther. So she is quite literally, she runs the tribal.
What's it called? The Dora Milaja, the military group of the Black Panther. Will that fight. Besides him, she's funny, she's smart, and she remembers to put him in place when he's going out, like, out straight. Especially when he meets a little girlfriend. And he was like, prince, stay in your lane. Like, like, we got. We got things to do. Your romance can come secondary. And she's very loyal, like, to the point, like, she would almost quite. She would die for him and for her. For her people. To the point where she's probably like you. Where she would sacrifice her husband. She actually did. She was actually going to sacrifice her husband because her husband sided with thingy, Michael B. Jordan's character.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: Killmonger.
[00:17:44] Speaker B: Killmonger. Yeah. Her husband sided with Killmonger and she was like, you're a traitor to the country. And she side eyed him. Her own husband. But, yeah, Okoye is a real one.
[00:17:55] Speaker A: She's a real one. Yeah.
So I've got two more.
I'll go with Shuri first. So Shuri in the first film, obviously she's a sister, so she's a side character, but she was funny. Ad libs on everything. The little hand gestures and the bro hugs and the very likable, very fun.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: She was.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I think she stole the show. I think everyone was talking about how she had a lot of swag as well and her interactions with. With t' Challa, with her brother. And yeah, Sheree definitely She was like the. The younger rebel sister that's not quite like country, but like still has a lot of love for her country and yeah, she's very fun, very likable. I haven't seen the second one. Is it the second one?
[00:18:40] Speaker B: Second one?
[00:18:41] Speaker A: I. I haven't seen it.
[00:18:43] Speaker B: She starts running the country in the second one.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: I'm an elder suicide. Because the king is dead.
[00:18:47] Speaker B: Well, the mother's still around.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: It wasn't their dad. The king. She's not.
[00:18:53] Speaker B: Yeah, the dad was the king. Then it became t' Challa and then she was ruining.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: It won't go to her.
[00:18:58] Speaker B: No, but she was. She was primarily temporarily ruined while Shuri was getting her things in the gate was in mourning.
[00:19:03] Speaker A: Someone kind of has to do. But she wouldn't be the one to have taken over the throne. No, but she's saying the queen died and because the queen mother's still alive, the queen mother would ruin the queen.
But yeah, no, I. Fair play. Apparently the next one, it will be Tchallas Son. But I didn't know t' Challa had a son.
[00:19:21] Speaker B: Anyway, he did have one from the storyline.
[00:19:25] Speaker A: They're just. They're digging it up from somewhere because.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: I was like, okay, because Thingy went away because she was pregnant. Little girlfriend.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: That's what they're telling us now.
That's what they're telling us now.
Anyway, my next one.
Okay, I'm not hating, but I'm hating. I'll accept the story, but it's fine. There's nothing that they can do. They have to get the story from somewhere. And that's okay.
Just a bit weird, but it's fine. All right, my next one is Gollum Dobby.
So Gollum from Lord of the Rings and Dobby from Harry Potter, obviously. I feel like one of the most impactful memes moment of Lord of the Rings is my precious.
And obviously in Harry Potter it will be Dobby. Dobby has the socks now. Thanks to Master Harry. Dobby is free.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: You know that he was overj.
[00:20:22] Speaker A: So that's why they kind of. They're there. Because they were like a nice little comic relief, but kind of sad and pathetic. Not comic relief. They were just sad.
[00:20:30] Speaker B: And I wouldn't say Gollum was comic relief.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I said. Not comic relief because Dubbie isn't comic relief either. Because Dubbie was a slave.
However.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but there's a difference. I think Dubbie was very light hearted in his mannerisms.
[00:20:43] Speaker A: But there's a. I think there's a heartfeltness to both characters and they provide something to the show. Right. They provide moments that you just, you can easily gloss over because of how it's portrayed. Right. And how they, they kind of bring it up because the characters look so cartoonish, but they're saying something quite loud because what's his name, Gollum used to be a proper creature before he became Gollum.
So yeah, that's. And that's the end of side characters going on to characters we need in NHS or social care intervention.
[00:21:23] Speaker B: Okay, first one is Dominic Toretto of Fast and Furious franchise.
[00:21:32] Speaker A: Interesting.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: Well, you got Dominic.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, interesting. Like I wonder how he needed. Well, maybe when he was younger, even.
[00:21:42] Speaker B: In his daughter's life, he has anger about management issues because he didn't resolve his trauma from his childhood. Like he has outbursts sometimes when things aren't going his way.
We understand why he's angry because obviously bad things are happening to his friends and his families. But the way he reacts sometimes is always the best ways. And he's sometimes very brash in his decision making. It does work out in the end because he's a leader of the team. But he, he, I would suggest like he needs to take like he needs to breathe sometimes. We understand like after the bad things happen, maybe like take a minute or two to like think about what he's. Think like his.
But what's happening and look at the whole picture. And then probably also therapy because it stems from the anger from his trauma from his childhood. That's why he has these outbursts of anger. Also this outbursts with violence, like if.
[00:22:29] Speaker A: He turn into crime.
Yeah, yeah, fair play, fair play. I like Dominic though.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a cool character.
[00:22:37] Speaker A: Okay, so my first one is Peter Parker.
Park Parker. Peter Parker. Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter. Peter from Spider Man. No way home.
My poor baby.
My poor, poor Peter. Nobody remembers who you are. No, no. Way Home is the third one. Yeah, it's one way at the end. No one. Okay, yeah, that's the one.
Now you go to a random place, you get bitten by a spider, you get turned into some random, weird mutated human being and you spill freaking webs. Well, does this one spill webs? No, he doesn't, does he?
[00:23:18] Speaker B: He's.
[00:23:18] Speaker A: Was he.
[00:23:18] Speaker B: He's as creative, Mechanical. Yeah.
[00:23:20] Speaker A: So.
But he's. Well, to be honest, I guess, with superpowers and he gets really strong and kind of climb walls and stuff and. But you can't tell anyone who you really are. And then you eventually do.
And if Some random guy has shit against you and he frames you for stuff and now everyone's forgotten about you, including your babe.
My guy. I'm so sorry. I hope, I hope you're seeing someone about that you're talking to someone. To be honest. Imagine going to a therapist and being like, so. Hi.
So I asked someone to cast a spell to make the whole world forget about who I am.
So nobody knows who I am.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: Fantastic.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: What would you. What do you think as a normal. Well, to be honest, they live in a world where they're superheroes and stuff, so it's likely that the. Because I was gonna say the therapist would just sanction, like get him sanctioned or sanctioned, but probably not because paran.
[00:24:12] Speaker B: Therapists were asking why. Why did you want to disappear? What's happened at. What makes you want to disappear?
[00:24:17] Speaker A: He didn't want to disappear. Oh, obviously he would tell the story to the. But then it would be like he had to make everyone forget who he was so that the people that he loves could be safe.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:27] Speaker A: Including those people. So those people also forgot about him. Like how heartbreaking is that? So he definitely needs some.
Some help.
A day, a spa day. A day speaking to someone. Night judgment. Maybe in a different reality or different.
In the intergalactic. Whatnot. Whatnot. Maybe one of those time people.
And he can. He can have a conversation with Luke Owens character and. Yeah. And they could sort something out for him. But yeah, that's. That's. That's my first one.
Peter Parker.
[00:25:01] Speaker B: Next one is Brian, also from the Fast and Furious franchise.
Yeah, it's all gonna be Fast and furious, to be honest. Yeah. Because I realized that I actually don't watch movies. I actually do not sit down and watch movies. So for us to continue, I'm just going to do a franchise or like locking into one movie and just do the characters from that.
[00:25:21] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:25:23] Speaker B: So, yeah. Ryan, Identity crisis, Once in law enforcement, now into crime.
What can a man do but take a career break? Don't turn to crime. Goodness me. You know what I was thinking?
[00:25:35] Speaker A: Just pivot, you know.
But he pivoted right into.
[00:25:40] Speaker B: What is the female equivalent?
That's what I. That's. Although. What's the male equivalent of being diplomatized? Because he was quite literally put in. I don't know what the word is for it. What is the male equivalent of being diplomatized?
I don't even know the word for it. But if there was. That is where his identity crisis has come from. Because he got struck, he saw this girl and she said, fine, fine. Girl, I'll do whatever I need to do for you. So yeah, first things first. Find a new career. Actually don't mean find a new career. Just take a break. Breathe in the fresh air. Take a walk, stroll, decompress. You're probably stressed because you work in law enforcement and then actually break down the things you enjoy. Not crime.
[00:26:22] Speaker A: Actually, you know what's so funny?
[00:26:23] Speaker B: What?
[00:26:24] Speaker A: The first one, when he let Dom get away, he had to do the second, the part two.
And then he went back into reinforcement into law enforcement. Remember?
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Yeah, he did.
[00:26:35] Speaker A: He. He. He went. I think it was the FBI this time, right?
[00:26:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: And then he betrayed the feds for.
As I'm saying, he did it for family.
[00:26:47] Speaker B: If there was a male equivalent of what Dickmataze was, that is what he is. And we need to. We need to gather together.
[00:26:54] Speaker A: He did it for family, not pussy. Stop it.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Why are you on family show?
Of course.
But if we can all gather together and just get a word. I know what to say next time intervention.
[00:27:09] Speaker A: But he's in it. He's. He's an often in it.
[00:27:12] Speaker B: I can't remember what his background story is.
[00:27:13] Speaker A: So like he saw family and he was like, you know what? I'm. I will stick to this one.
[00:27:18] Speaker B: Okay?
[00:27:18] Speaker A: And he's stuck. He even married into the family and everything.
[00:27:22] Speaker B: My point is take a break. Breathe. And don't turn to crime. Because crime is not your only option. You are a smart man. You could have gone into anything.
[00:27:31] Speaker A: Yeah. You could have become an ethical hacker. Could have reskilled.
[00:27:34] Speaker B: You could become a mechanic for all you care.
[00:27:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You could. It could have been a consultant, you know.
[00:27:39] Speaker B: Yeah. So take a break.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: He's a white man as well.
The world is your oyster.
[00:27:45] Speaker B: But yeah. Identity crisis. Take a break. Free some air.
Yeah, yeah.
[00:27:50] Speaker A: My next is might be a little bit out there.
Cinderella Stepsisters.
Now I admit that yes, they are bullies.
But however, they were also neglected by their mother.
They are both co dependent on each other.
They are being control. They get. They're codependent, you know, with the mother. They're also being controlled by their mom.
And going to therapy could have saved them.
It could have helped also if the father wasn't such an asshole but. Or such a not asshole. What's the word?
[00:28:28] Speaker B: I should think was that far though? Third, because their stepfather was neglectful as well.
[00:28:32] Speaker A: Stepfather? Yeah, because he was neglectful. He could have seen that and nipped it in the bud.
But he was a pussy.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: It was a pushover.
[00:28:43] Speaker A: And he didn't Stand firm.
And then that woman walked all over him, destroyed her daughter's lives and his daughter's life as well. Almost. Anyway, so, yeah, if it simply, quite literally just simply gone to therapy or had social work workers be, you know, in there somewhere helping them with their family, la da da da, so that they weren't such assholes to their sister and maybe, just maybe, they can sit on the same table with the king.
That's all I've got.
[00:29:18] Speaker B: My next one is Mia.
Mia is codependent on Ryan and Dom. To be honest, I don't think I've seen her with friends.
I don't think she has friends. Not even in the first movie did we see her with friends when we were doing the house party. No, no, no.
[00:29:32] Speaker A: She got backbone, though. Like in. I think, was it the first one midway through where she, like, rode the bike or something? I don't know. She has moments, but those moments are fun, whatnot.
[00:29:42] Speaker B: They're very fleeting. They're all to do with Dom, all to do with her. With Brian, her husband. There's nothing for her until we get to the last. The one where she leaves when she has children, where she's like, I'm going to take a break now because I have children. But apart from that, she doesn't do anything for her own personal benefit. And as I said from the first movie, when they were doing that, when we saw them having a house party, I don't even think we saw her friends. I think the only time we saw her was when Dom was introducing Brian to her. And even I can't.
[00:30:12] Speaker A: I literally. She was always. You know what? She didn't just. She needed.
Dom needed therapy so that he could then treat his sister properly and then so that she wouldn't be so codependent because he was very overprotective.
[00:30:25] Speaker B: But that's what's happened to their brother.
[00:30:27] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's probably likely why she couldn't have friends over.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: But no, I think.
[00:30:32] Speaker A: Also, wasn't Letty her friend? And then he.
[00:30:35] Speaker B: I don't think Letty was his friend. They were girlfriend her friend. No, no.
[00:30:38] Speaker A: But Letty was never her friend.
[00:30:39] Speaker B: Letty was never her friend. She met Letty through Dom.
[00:30:42] Speaker A: Oh, I see.
[00:30:43] Speaker B: And so I think, like, she just. She needs to be. Learn to be independent. She needs to make girlfriends and she needs to, like, be selfish with herself. Do the things that she wants just because she wants to do them and not for the benefit of her brother or her husband.
[00:30:56] Speaker A: I agree. That is it fair play.
My next is Katniss Everdeen.
[00:31:02] Speaker B: Fantastic. I loved her, though.
[00:31:04] Speaker A: Yes. What problem?
[00:31:05] Speaker B: She's trying to protect her sister.
[00:31:07] Speaker A: No, I'm saying after all the stuff that she's been through, she needs to.
[00:31:14] Speaker B: She's in the fields touching grass.
[00:31:17] Speaker A: Yeah, no, but still, she needs to talk to someone.
[00:31:20] Speaker B: She tried.
[00:31:20] Speaker A: She probably has ptsd. Yeah, she probably has some emotional.
What's that thing where you can't really let people get close to you because you're worried about what could possibly happen to them?
Excuse me. So, yeah, my goal needs help to regulate her emotions to help with PTSD so that she can go on and live a normal life because she deserves it after what she done for goddamn Panam.
God damn, she saw people die, Finnick.
Oh, and that's where I end with that.
[00:31:58] Speaker B: The last time we see her, she.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: Was in the one that Liam. Liam played. I forget his name, but may he rot somewhere with.
[00:32:06] Speaker B: Very selfish.
[00:32:09] Speaker A: You know, I didn't like Pete like.
[00:32:11] Speaker B: You thought he was weak.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: Yeah. But I hated him even more.
Anyway. Yeah, carry on.
[00:32:20] Speaker B: So my next one is Roman.
Roman is a jokester.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: Oh, thingy.
That guy.
[00:32:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
So he often, often speaks excessively. He very much interjects. He is very much.
What's it called? Attention seeking. He's an attention seeking joke.
[00:32:41] Speaker A: Womanizing.
[00:32:42] Speaker B: That too. Not great at womanizing. But he. But he tries his best.
So I think he needs to learn to be humbled.
That's. I think that's his thing.
[00:32:54] Speaker A: Humble him all the time.
[00:32:56] Speaker B: But it's not sinking. It is. I think it's overconfidence and I don't know where the other confidence comes from because it gets shut down so many time.
So it's an over projection of something. And I don't know what he's over projecting for, but he needs to deal with that and realize he has value and he doesn't need to do all the excessive things.
[00:33:15] Speaker A: Deep, deep, deep insecurity.
[00:33:18] Speaker B: Yeah, so he needs to understand, like, of not having.
[00:33:21] Speaker A: Because remember he was dirt poor and he had like an ankle in his ankle. Excuse me, monitor. Because he'd just come out from like prison and he was being. Yeah.
So. Yeah, from a place of lack. Because him and what's his face, Brian, they known each other from like when they didn't have parents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody needs help.
[00:33:43] Speaker B: But he needs to recognize that he has value and he doesn't have to do all these extra stuff and that his friends are actually doing, like, him for who he is.
Like even the womanizing part of him, even the Joking parts of him. The parts like when he needs to take things seriously. He doesn't take things seriously.
Like, he needs to, like, understand that he doesn't need to do all these extra things and that he's like, calm.
[00:34:03] Speaker A: Down and be like.
[00:34:03] Speaker B: His confidence is all right, but he needs to understand that his. There's a point where it becomes, like, too much and that he's. He's fine as he is.
[00:34:12] Speaker A: My next and last. Because I had Jack from Titanic in here and I don't care anymore. Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. I'll decide in a minute.
My next is Harry Potter, specifically in the first film.
I mean, let's not talk about, obviously, the after on him having to kill some guy.
And obviously he definitely, definitely has ptsd. And it's just. It would have that and he would have to speak to someone.
And also the fact that he would have to live up to his mum and his dad's name because, you know, they're Potters and they were so good and they were this and that. All that pressure. And he's the boy who lived. All that pressure.
Yeah. He didn't need Dumbledore. He didn't need the bloody blanket. What's that? The cape that turns. It didn't need. That turned you invisible. He needed therapy. He needed.
What's that thing called?
Cbd. The carbon agent. Yeah. No, no, no, the behavioral. Something planned so that the kid could somehow turn out. You know what? It's shocking that he turned out normal, considering he used to sleep in a bloody cupboard under the stairs.
And did the social networker not come to visit and see that he was living under the stairs? I beg you. Number one.
[00:35:34] Speaker B: Maybe they had a spare room. They used to put him in.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: School.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure he went to school.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. So he didn't tell anyone at school, so that school couldn't intervene and do so. Do you know how many times school will call social workers on parents.
Anyway, my point is association of Intervened from before that so that they could have taken him from a care home where he was being abused.
I'm joking.
Well, I mean, because, you know, he could have been abused, but he could have turned out somewhat. Okay, maybe not that bad in the care home compared to having his own actual family treating him like complete shit and like a helper.
And maybe he would have more confidence if he had, you know, maybe gone to a children's home instead. Maybe. I don't know.
But, yeah, that is. That is my tidbit. Definitely Especially after he would have needed some, some therapy help, some cognitive something. Something to help with his.
I mean my guy died and then came back to life.
Yikes.
I think I'll have a. I think I'll break out. And I wouldn't immediately marry Ginny. I think I'll lose myself for a minute.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't declare. Even if I declared my love, I'd. I'd go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go. And after killing he whose name can't be. After killing Voldemort and all that and they had them having to spend time on their own. And if I was Hermione, Harry and what's the gene's name, Ron, I would have been on some fuckery complex. Yeah, like loud me.
But anyway, yeah, that's Harry.
[00:37:27] Speaker B: My last one is Tej. High functioning anxiety. This man is over prepared for every negative scenario.
[00:37:34] Speaker A: He's not a pessimist, he's a doom prepper.
[00:37:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what he is. He's not a pessimist. But for every bad scenario you best know he's got a plan. He's got something like the tanks, the jet.
When they're going on heists, his car is always the one that's the most bodied up. Like no one's coming.
[00:37:53] Speaker A: I mean he's a tech guy.
[00:37:54] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a tech guy. But he has the best defense of everyone.
Like Dom will have the fastest, Brian will have the most agile car. He was like fuck that. I want practicality.
[00:38:05] Speaker A: He can't fight.
[00:38:07] Speaker B: I know he's a type of guy.
[00:38:08] Speaker A: Exactly. He can't like drive, drive like them lot either. So therefore he needs to be all racked up high.
[00:38:16] Speaker B: Banquet anxiety. That's what I say. But I'm not saying it's a bad thing because he stayed alive.
[00:38:21] Speaker A: He did.
[00:38:22] Speaker B: So it's doing him well. But maybe car heists, maybe bank robberies, maybe a heist here and there isn't doing you good for your heart, you know? Take a break now you have a girlfriend. Go on holiday.
Take a break. You don't need everyday heart racing.
[00:38:40] Speaker A: And on a side note, can we stop bringing back dead characters? I liked it with Han. I'm surprised he didn't mention Han. But I liked it with Han.
[00:38:50] Speaker B: But I don't think Han had any problem. He was dealing with the trauma.
His trauma was dealing with the mourning of his best friend, I think.
[00:38:58] Speaker A: And the girlfriend that died.
[00:39:01] Speaker B: His love interest.
I forgot what her name was in the cat in the thing.
[00:39:05] Speaker A: Me too. Not that Memorable.
[00:39:06] Speaker B: But, yeah, I think he had the least problems. Like, he had the least problems out of the whole team. He was so polite. He was such a gentleman. Like, he never. Like, he didn't. He didn't fight anyone. He didn't need to fight. He never started argument just for the.
[00:39:23] Speaker A: Sake of life, of crime. Still chose him. He didn't choose it exactly.
[00:39:27] Speaker B: He was there because.
[00:39:28] Speaker A: Do we know how him and Dum met?
[00:39:31] Speaker B: Actually, I don't think we got to the backstory of how they met.
[00:39:34] Speaker A: I think it might have been mentioned.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: You know, I just didn't take note of it.
[00:39:37] Speaker A: Didn't take it in. Yeah, interesting.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: But, yeah, Han wasn't really problematic, in my opinion. And what he was dealing with, I think he was dealing with. Well, like, even when it came to smoking habits, he used to eat peanuts so he wouldn't feel. Because he said the motion of picking, lifting his hand reminded him of smoking.
[00:39:52] Speaker A: And I think that was something he said after.
[00:39:54] Speaker B: So he was like, I now eat peanuts. So when I think of, like, smoking.
[00:39:57] Speaker A: Because the character smoked.
[00:39:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:39:59] Speaker A: So he didn't want to smoke on tv, so he decided to just, like, eat.
[00:40:03] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's the reason they gave on this show. Like, oh, yeah, I used to be a smoker, but to cope with the.
[00:40:07] Speaker A: Smoke on smoking Weeds. Interesting.
[00:40:09] Speaker B: That's why he does a peanut thing, because he was like, yeah, I used to be a smoker, but now I eat smoked peanuts to cope. So I don't. When I lift my hand, I don't, like, trick myself to go smoking.
[00:40:17] Speaker A: I'm very curious who I liked first, him or Brad Pitt in Oceans?
Because these are, like, the two main guys who I see all the time, like, in their respective characters.
[00:40:30] Speaker B: I don't think I've watched Oceans. I've watched the female version, the Vanilla Oceans itself.
[00:40:34] Speaker A: Really?
[00:40:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:34] Speaker A: Oh, interesting.
[00:40:35] Speaker B: My introduction to the Ocean series was with Rihanna, and I love Rihanna still.
[00:40:41] Speaker A: That's the worst one, in my opinion.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: I enjoyed it thoroughly.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: I did enjoy it.
That's not. But okay, maybe not the worst one. I think that the third one was quite bad.
Was it Ocean 13 or something? Anyway, one of them wasn't great, but yeah, okay. So moving on swiftly to.
Before we do.
Mine was Jack. My fifth one was Jack from Titanic. But guy had no id, no family, no housing, nothing.
Like, nothing. The man was a nobody.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: Wow, that's rude.
[00:41:17] Speaker A: My guy was homeless, bro.
[00:41:18] Speaker B: I know, but see, he's a nobody. That's a bit. That's a bit extreme.
[00:41:24] Speaker A: Can't give a together and then he died.
[00:41:27] Speaker B: What do you want him to do about that?
[00:41:30] Speaker A: That's why I decided not to add him. Because.
[00:41:33] Speaker B: Well, his whole life.
[00:41:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he couldn't have then gone on to do other things because he did.
God.
Anyway, moving on.
You know who she Eve was her name. Eve?
[00:41:47] Speaker B: What the girlfriend?
[00:41:48] Speaker A: The girl? Yeah. The one that let him die.
[00:41:49] Speaker B: I can't remember her name.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: Oh yeah, me either. Anyway, her, she probably needed some type of therapy.
But moving on to red light, green light which is the Harry Potter edition.
Severus Snape red.
[00:42:03] Speaker B: Well actually no. Amber. He tried his best to be a double sided agent. He wasn't great at this, but he tried his best.
[00:42:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd say Amber as well.
He did do his best. He wasn't great to Harry, but that was because of the mum thing and the bullying thing, you know.
[00:42:15] Speaker B: I mean but he couldn't show like actual support of Harry because he'd still been a double agent at that point.
[00:42:21] Speaker A: True, true, true. But it didn't hurt to be an asshole to him.
[00:42:28] Speaker B: I suppose not.
[00:42:29] Speaker A: Yeah. The feeling came free, came easy.
Albus Dumbledore.
[00:42:37] Speaker B: Wait, let's rewind to Snape though. That's a love child of his first love interest.
[00:42:44] Speaker A: Exactly. That's what I said. The him not liking Harry wasn't like a tasking thing for him to do.
[00:42:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I couldn't do it still.
[00:42:51] Speaker A: Exactly. It would have come easy. Hating the kid. I would have hate the kids regardless.
[00:42:55] Speaker B: Like your dad took my girl.
[00:42:56] Speaker A: Yeah, and your dad bullied you too. What now, bitch? I'll faint him intentionally, bro.
[00:43:02] Speaker B: For that he gets like Ambergreen. Because I understand.
That is because I understand you better now. We've had this conversation.
I was like rewind on that still Ambergreen on Snape.
You did what you had to. I understand.
[00:43:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
Albus Dumbledore, he's.
[00:43:23] Speaker B: I want to say he's green, but he's an amber Green as well.
[00:43:25] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a number amber. Big time. I feel like he's very good at manipulation. But he hides it as like wit or like a. But that's manipulation. Like let's call a spade a spade. Yeah, you.
[00:43:41] Speaker B: This is what you do, what you think.
[00:43:45] Speaker A: Because. What do you mean? You have you know what.
Also as a head teacher.
Why was there no safeguarding put in place for Harry? He just let the boy start the school on madness.
I guess there was. Was there a safeguarding?
You couldn't make him like special, could you? I guess.
[00:44:04] Speaker B: No, you just had to let him. Because if you Then tell people like this is a son of that lived after like. Then you tried to kill him.
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Yeah, but he knew that Harry was a Horcrux, so he was kind of grooming the boy to die.
[00:44:18] Speaker B: I don't think that was intentional, was it?
[00:44:21] Speaker A: Harry had to. Well, I guess maybe if they killed Voldemort before but no, because for you to kill Voldemort, you have to kill all the Horcruxes. And Harry was an unintentional Horcrux and he knew that from like midway through or maybe even the start.
[00:44:40] Speaker B: I don't think any.
[00:44:40] Speaker A: And then he up and died.
Piece of. Anyway, moving on. Amber.
Hermione.
[00:44:50] Speaker B: Hermione's just annoying. That's her only fault. To me, she's just exactly so.
[00:44:54] Speaker A: She gets a green flag compared to the rest. She's a green. She's just a know it all.
[00:44:58] Speaker B: She's just annoying.
[00:44:59] Speaker A: Yeah. And like, maybe she did a few petty things and with the at the girl that Ron likes, but that's just typical teenage witch, you know.
Sabrina's done worse.
[00:45:13] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:45:15] Speaker A: Harry Potter himself.
[00:45:19] Speaker B: Amber, he's not the best of friends.
[00:45:22] Speaker A: Really.
[00:45:23] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't. I think sometimes he was just like.
He was sometimes a little bitch in my opinion, in the way he treated Ron and even Hermione.
[00:45:32] Speaker A: He wasn't exactly nice to Hermione, was he?
[00:45:33] Speaker B: Yeah. So an Amber. He's a little bitch sometimes.
[00:45:36] Speaker A: Grin for courage.
[00:45:37] Speaker B: I'd say that is true.
[00:45:39] Speaker A: But he's very impulsive. He does things. He'd just be like, oh, let's go to the forest. I'm sorry. The forest's creeping with bear creatures that.
You must have lost your mind.
Stupid, stupid boy. But yeah, I'll give him a green. He's a Horcrux. He can't help it.
Danger just caused them danger. Chose him. He didn't choose danger.
[00:46:03] Speaker B: That is not the play girl of this episode.
No, that is not the slurping of this episode.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: I've already said it twice. I'm not gonna say it again. I wouldn't. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. We'll see.
Ron. Ron Weasley.
[00:46:19] Speaker B: Oh, Ron. He's a green Amber.
What's wrong?
[00:46:22] Speaker A: Don't wrong green with the twinge of amber because obviously I've given Snape an Amber. So he's not the most loyal. Like, he's. No, sorry. He's very loyal, but he's very insecure.
[00:46:33] Speaker B: But that comes from his family though.
[00:46:35] Speaker A: Fair play. Like he's the number. What he's the last boys.
[00:46:39] Speaker B: Goodness me.
Oh my goodness. Unrelated, didn't he ditch them at the end as well? No, I don't think so.
[00:46:45] Speaker A: No.
[00:46:46] Speaker B: Well, I haven't watched the last movie yet.
[00:46:49] Speaker A: Oh, okay.
[00:46:49] Speaker B: So I don't know what happens.
I watched a series on TV, I was having breakfast called 21 and counting and I was like, and counting. Oh, yeah.
[00:46:58] Speaker A: Haven't you stopped the Duggan family or something like that? Yeah.
[00:47:02] Speaker B: Why have they not stopped counting?
[00:47:06] Speaker A: You don't know nothing. I think they're also Mormon as well. You see that religion there?
[00:47:09] Speaker B: No, these are British people.
[00:47:11] Speaker A: Oh, the British version of Sorry. Oh, so I thought the American.
[00:47:15] Speaker B: I watched it on, on Channel 4 as I was having breakfast. I said, why are you counting? Why have you not stopped at 21?
Why, why didn't you even stop at 3? I was shocked. I just remember, cuz we talk about.
[00:47:27] Speaker A: Ron's family and then you see these people saying, no, they, they don't have money. Well, how would you have money?
I'm barely keeping my lights on.
[00:47:35] Speaker B: Why have you?
[00:47:36] Speaker A: And it's just me.
[00:47:39] Speaker B: Wildest thing, right?
[00:47:40] Speaker A: The mother's the oldest. Oldest.
[00:47:42] Speaker B: Goodness, I don't, I don't remember.
This man had a vascular, right? So he had his little things tied, right?
He got home and said, wow, I can't impregnate you no more. I'm having this reverse tomorrow morning.
[00:47:58] Speaker A: Yeah, that must be a kink.
[00:48:01] Speaker B: That's disgusting.
[00:48:02] Speaker A: That's a brilliant thing.
[00:48:04] Speaker B: Pregnates you anymore and it makes me feel sad. So tomorrow morning he went back to the doctor and said, can I rebook my appointment?
[00:48:11] Speaker A: He's like, what's wrong on the nhs?
He didn't get it. He must have done private.
[00:48:16] Speaker B: I assume he did, yes. But then. So you're not feeling okay? He's like, no, no, I feel great. If the procedure works well, I'm in good health. I just want you to undo.
[00:48:26] Speaker A: What?
[00:48:26] Speaker B: The work you did. He said, what? It's like, undo it so I can impregnate my wife. And he was like, cool, cool, cool.
[00:48:32] Speaker A: It's your body, your choice to have number 22. You mean her body, his choice.
[00:48:36] Speaker B: It's his body, his choice. He wants to get his.
[00:48:38] Speaker A: He wants to be his wife's body for another pregnancy. That's what I'm hearing. And the wife has got to have.
[00:48:44] Speaker B: The wife supported him, of course. She said, okay, babe, it's because we're all together.
[00:48:48] Speaker A: They're both.
[00:48:48] Speaker B: She held his hand.
[00:48:49] Speaker A: Maybe not horrible, but oh my God.
[00:48:51] Speaker B: She held his hand. And they said skipped to the clip together.
They didn't skip to the clinic literally, but that's how I imagine it happened.
[00:48:57] Speaker A: I'm hoping they did it for cameras.
[00:48:59] Speaker B: No, this was in the. In their childhood.
[00:49:02] Speaker A: I said, what? I said, I'm hoping that they did it for the cameras.
[00:49:06] Speaker B: They got married right when she was 17 and he was 19. Her parents had to sign the papers because she wasn't legally 18 yet.
No.
[00:49:15] Speaker A: Is that in the UK?
[00:49:16] Speaker B: I don't know when the laws got changed, but yeah, she was. She had just turned 17, so she was like. It was so close to her being 16.
And her parents signed the papers because her boyfriend was two years older than her.
And then a year later, they had a baby. I said, wow.
Because I was flabbergasted.
[00:49:37] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:49:38] Speaker B: What caught me, as I said, was the. And accounting, because I was very shocked at why was. I was like, they're still going.
And. Yes, they were still going.
How old was she at this point, the woman? Yeah, she's not in her 40s.
[00:49:53] Speaker A: So, like one child of a year.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: There's not a year that the program said that they have not recorded that she was not pregnant.
There's literally for 20 years.
[00:50:03] Speaker A: Does she have twins?
[00:50:03] Speaker B: Maybe some of them are twins. Yes.
[00:50:05] Speaker A: Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay. That. That's okay.
[00:50:11] Speaker B: Some of them are twins. Yeah.
[00:50:13] Speaker A: Bloody hell.
[00:50:14] Speaker B: Let's move on. Ron, I'm so sorry to you because I love us too.
[00:50:19] Speaker A: Like, you couldn't possibly.
Like, how much love can you give to 21 children? Some will be lacking attention.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: That's just so irresponsible.
[00:50:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
Anyway, Draco. More.
[00:50:36] Speaker B: Draco. You're an Amber. Dracoff White is an Amber.
He's just a weak little boy.
[00:50:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
So right towards the end, you know. But then again, the environment he grew up in wasn't great. You know, his dad also, you know, so he kind of just took on the whole family mantra and stuff. And in the end, he wasn't maybe Amber at the end, but red.
[00:50:58] Speaker B: All in all, he was conditioned by his dad.
[00:51:02] Speaker A: You gave him a red?
[00:51:03] Speaker B: I gave him an Amber.
[00:51:04] Speaker A: You gave him an Amber. Oh, I thought you gave him a red.
[00:51:06] Speaker B: No, I just said he was just. He was just simply weak because he was. Because of his conditions.
[00:51:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:12] Speaker B: He could help his parents.
[00:51:13] Speaker A: Okay, fair. Fine. Umber.
Fine.
Fair play.
Pardon me.
Okay, we're back.
Molly Weasley. Molly. Nah, ignore, ignore.
[00:51:36] Speaker B: Oh, no.
[00:51:38] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:51:39] Speaker B: Ginny, that's the girlfriend's there.
[00:51:42] Speaker A: Yeah, the sister.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: Oh, she's fine. She's just there yeah, she's agreed underrated but she's like.
[00:51:47] Speaker A: She's smart, good at sports. I think she's the best Weasley to be honest. But that's my opinion.
All right.
Sirius Black.
[00:52:00] Speaker B: Oh, that's the Godfather. Father.
[00:52:02] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:52:03] Speaker B: He's a good looking man.
[00:52:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Cool uncle.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:52:05] Speaker A: Gave him the little thingy as well. Reckless. Ended up in Azkaban and everything. But abandoned Harry Lupin.
The one who turns into a wolf.
[00:52:19] Speaker B: He's cool. Yeah, he's a green.
[00:52:21] Speaker A: He's a Green. Yeah, he's a cool guy.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: He's very cool.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: Bellatrix.
[00:52:26] Speaker B: Oh, she's a Red.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: Cool Red. She's just a murderous deck of red cards.
[00:52:31] Speaker B: She's so murderous it's like murder in her eye. Literally.
[00:52:36] Speaker A: There is no redeeming that woman. And it's the way she just walks around and is it perfect actress.
[00:52:41] Speaker B: So Daisy, like not Daisy. She's like whimsical. Yeah, very whimsical.
[00:52:44] Speaker A: Very, very whimsically evil, I'd say.
But yeah, she's definitely a sadist. A red flag. The deepest of the deepest red.
McGonagall.
[00:52:55] Speaker B: McGonagall, the teacher.
[00:52:57] Speaker A: Yeah, the. The older teacher.
[00:52:59] Speaker B: She's a man. Bar.
I don't think I liked her. I don't think I liked her in the first few movies.
[00:53:04] Speaker A: Really? Yeah, she was the one who winked at them and gave them like extra points and she was.
[00:53:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Not the old lady.
[00:53:11] Speaker A: Not the Pink. The older lady. Not the one that wears pink. The one, the old lady. The one played by Maggie something, so I forget her last name.
[00:53:20] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[00:53:24] Speaker A: The head of the Gryffindor people. She was a Gryffindor lady?
Yeah. I think she taught them potions.
[00:53:34] Speaker B: Was she Dumbledore's friend?
[00:53:35] Speaker A: Yes, yes.
[00:53:36] Speaker B: She's a Green.
[00:53:37] Speaker A: Yeah, she's. She's a sweet lady.
[00:53:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:40] Speaker A: Neville Longbottom Green.
[00:53:44] Speaker B: He's funny.
[00:53:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Just, just based on what he did at the end. Green starts off a bit of like a coward. But then he grows into his. His powers.
[00:53:53] Speaker B: He most definitely was a coward.
[00:53:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
Lucius.
[00:53:57] Speaker B: Lucius is which halfway the daddy Red.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: An elitist asshole try to kill Harry like a child Weirdo. Such a purist, honestly.
Some eugenics if it was a real person, I bet. Anyway, Red.
[00:54:18] Speaker B: You know what I was gonna say it was so wild. We have to take this out.
I was about to say he's Elon Musk of the Harry Potter world.
[00:54:23] Speaker A: We can leave it in.
[00:54:26] Speaker B: But you see the side by side comparison.
[00:54:29] Speaker A: I could do it for you. I could put it Take it out. Okay, I'll take it.
[00:54:33] Speaker B: That was just a story.
[00:54:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:54:35] Speaker B: He definitely would be the Elon Musk of the Harry Potter.
[00:54:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
Dolores Umbridge. That's the old lady in pink.
[00:54:42] Speaker B: Oh, the one that makes them write all this thing.
[00:54:44] Speaker A: Yeah. And like she hits them and everything. Yeah. Red flag. Horrible, horrible human being.
Luna Lovegood Green.
[00:54:51] Speaker B: Oh, Luna. She's so whimsical.
[00:54:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Like always. In a world of her own. I just love her so much. And very soft the way she just. Words about lives, they chill.
Loved her. What would you say?
[00:55:04] Speaker B: She's the only one who. I think it was the fourth movie where they had to see these animals. But only people who've seen death can see the animals. And she was the only one she could see.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: Her and Harry, I believe. Yeah, yeah.
Who's next? Hagrid.
[00:55:19] Speaker B: Hagrid's a green.
[00:55:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Just apart from that pet thing. Animal thing. Otherwise green.
The man himself, Tom Riddle, AKA Voldemort.
[00:55:36] Speaker B: If before I knew he was Voldemort, I would have sinned. He wasn't. Isn't Amber. He was a misunderstood misfit.
[00:55:43] Speaker A: I bet. You know, if Elon is. Lucious is Elon.
Tom is whoever's above Velon.
Tom is eugenics. Grandfather Baba of all eugenics. And you know what's funny?
Him himself. He's not a pure blood.
[00:56:05] Speaker B: I know.
[00:56:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. It's like a black person. That's for white people. Eugenics.
What's that?
[00:56:18] Speaker B: They reported a lot, Candace. Yeah, yeah, no.
[00:56:32] Speaker A: But. Yeah, yeah, but yeah. Anyway. Tom Riddle. Red, Red, Red, Red. No, no, no redeeming. No nothing.
He manipulated his teacher, remember?
Anyway. And that's the end of Green Light. Moving on to this. Of that. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Fire. Film Edition.
Dark Knights or Avengers? Endgame.
[00:56:55] Speaker B: Dark Knight. I like Batman.
[00:56:56] Speaker A: Dark Knight.
Get out. Or us.
[00:57:01] Speaker B: Which one's us?
[00:57:02] Speaker A: Us is the scary one. With the under people.
With Lupita.
It's scary.
[00:57:09] Speaker B: Haven't watched us.
[00:57:10] Speaker A: I go for get out because us was very scary.
Titanic or the. Have you seen the Notebook?
[00:57:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:57:16] Speaker A: Titanic or the Notebook?
[00:57:17] Speaker B: The Notebook. No one dies.
This was your this or that?
[00:57:22] Speaker A: Neither.
[00:57:23] Speaker B: The Notebook. No one dies.
[00:57:25] Speaker A: Shit. Films.
[00:57:26] Speaker B: You don't like notebooks?
[00:57:27] Speaker A: I hate the story of both of them.
[00:57:29] Speaker B: It's so hot.
[00:57:29] Speaker A: Jarring. Exactly.
Disgusting.
Get out was heartfelt and I liked it.
[00:57:35] Speaker B: Get out was heartfelt?
[00:57:37] Speaker A: Yeah. You didn't feel sorry for the black guy? For the black people.
[00:57:41] Speaker B: It was traumatic.
[00:57:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:57:42] Speaker B: That's not heartfelt to me.
[00:57:44] Speaker A: Anyway, I don't know how love and writing letters and all these toxic relationship nonsense and somebody dying in deep, deep freezing water is supposed to do what?
[00:57:56] Speaker B: Pull your heartstrings.
[00:57:58] Speaker A: I don't have no strings to pull.
There ain't no strings on me.
Like Ultron said, Matrix of the Inception. Matrix.
[00:58:11] Speaker B: Matrix.
[00:58:12] Speaker A: Creed or Rocky Creed?
[00:58:14] Speaker B: I've watched Creed. Actually, I've only watched one movie. I haven't watched Rocky.
[00:58:18] Speaker A: Yeah, Rocky is the OG I liked it, but I don't really like boxing films, so I don't care.
Moonlight or Call me by your name.
[00:58:29] Speaker B: Don't think I watch Moonlight.
[00:58:31] Speaker A: Ah, I don't know. I think moonlight, that's the one with Mashallah.
Moving on.
Pop Fiction or Fight Club?
[00:58:45] Speaker B: Well, I watch Pop Fiction still. Pop Fiction. Haven't watched Fat Club.
[00:58:48] Speaker A: Yeah, Fat Club, it's good. But it's ass, but it's good. Interstellar or Gravity? I haven't seen Interstellar, funny enough, so I don't know. Have you seen any of them?
Oh, the Lion King. So the old one or Coco, which is Coco? Coco's the South American one.
[00:59:05] Speaker B: Lion Kin.
[00:59:08] Speaker A: Joka.
Or have you seen Queen and Slim?
[00:59:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:59:17] Speaker A: Joker, Fair Play, La La Land or A Star is Born.
[00:59:22] Speaker B: A Star Is Born.
[00:59:24] Speaker A: See, you've watched films, you said you haven't watched.
[00:59:27] Speaker B: I haven't watched La La Land.
[00:59:28] Speaker A: Yeah, but amongst these you watch like, at least you've watched most of them.
[00:59:32] Speaker B: I can't remember the storyline, all the characters. That's the. That's the whole point of this episode. If you asked me to talk about, I'll be like, it was a nice film.
They signed.
Lady Gaga was in it.
But apart from that, I can't tell you the story. I cannot tell you the characters.
[00:59:46] Speaker A: You know what then? You know, Leo gets a lot of thingy for dating young girls, but Bradley shid as well. What's that his name again?
Something Bradley or Bradley something am I looking for? Yeah, that one. He dates young girls too.
[00:59:58] Speaker B: He does. He's dating. He. He dated Gigi Hadid.
[01:00:01] Speaker A: But at least maybe like it's because maybe they're older than 25 so he don't get as much slack.
[01:00:06] Speaker B: And it's not like they're having expiry date as they say.
He just dates him until he's tired. It's not about the 8.
Leo has a trademark of the expiry date, as they say.
[01:00:18] Speaker A: Fair Play.
Hunger Games or Divergent?
[01:00:22] Speaker B: Hunger Games time watch Divergent.
[01:00:28] Speaker A: I guess Hunger Games is good and has deep themes and stuff. And so Does Divergent? I liked Divergent. It was a shame that it didn't Continue.
Toy Story 3 or Inside out versus Inside Out. I like Inside Out. I prefer Inside out, actually.
The Batman.
So the one with Patterson Pattinson.
[01:00:52] Speaker B: Good thing. I watched it on the plane recently. Beforehand. If you asked me last week, I'd be like, I have not watched this movie.
[01:00:58] Speaker A: Said movie, or a Joker.
[01:01:00] Speaker B: Did you recall?
[01:01:02] Speaker A: Okay.
Have you seen Don't Look Up.
The one with Kiki Palmer and then not. Okay.
Everything everywhere all at once.
[01:01:11] Speaker B: I watched that one. I watched it Sunday.
[01:01:13] Speaker A: Versus The Multiverse of Madness.
[01:01:16] Speaker B: Haven't watched Multiverse about madness.
[01:01:17] Speaker A: Really?
[01:01:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:01:18] Speaker A: Oh, it's good. I think it went crazy. That's where Wanda went crazy.
[01:01:22] Speaker B: Well, she just lost her children, so. Right. I've heard.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: But anyway, yeah. Multiverse of Madness, I'd say.
No, no. Everything Ever all at once. That was good. That was really good.
You might not have seen this. Have you seen Love and Basketball? Yeah, it's a black film.
American, to be specific.
It's really hard to get those on telly.
Parasite or Knives Out.
[01:01:52] Speaker B: Knives Out.
[01:01:54] Speaker A: I like that.
[01:01:54] Speaker B: It's funny.
[01:01:55] Speaker A: Frozen or Encanto?
[01:01:57] Speaker B: I haven't watched Frozen. Certain. Kanto.
[01:02:00] Speaker A: Encanto. But Frozen is not bad.
Devil Wears Prada or Legally Blind.
[01:02:07] Speaker B: Never Wears Prada.
[01:02:11] Speaker A: Legally Blind. Sorry. Legally Blonde minions are Shrek.
Shrek. I'm sorry, but the menus are so funny. I know they are. I know, I know. But Shrek?
[01:02:22] Speaker B: So funny.
[01:02:24] Speaker A: So are you saying Minions for that one?
[01:02:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:02:26] Speaker A: Fair play.
Have you seen Fences, Pursuit of Happiness? Shortshank Redemption?
[01:02:32] Speaker B: No.
[01:02:32] Speaker A: Frescomb.
[01:02:33] Speaker B: No.
[01:02:35] Speaker A: You've seen Widows, though.
[01:02:37] Speaker B: Who?
[01:02:37] Speaker A: Widows.
The one with Viola Davis. And they were trying to do revenge on the husbands who were cops. And.
Fair Play.
Okay, you've seen this one.
Spider Man. Into the Spider Verse. Or the Lego Batman.
[01:02:54] Speaker B: Spider Man.
[01:02:57] Speaker A: I'm tempted to say Lego Batman because it's just so.
It's just a classic, man.
But Spider man into the Spider verse is, you know, it's a lot like, more funner and stuff. But okay. And that's it for this or that.
[01:03:14] Speaker B: This or that.
[01:03:16] Speaker A: Almost done. Moving on. To ship it. Skip it. So these are just like pairings, relationships or slash, whatever that we either ship or just rather skip them. So they could either be like relationship as in partnership, like love. Or like friendship. Or like. However. Anyway, like, do you like them together? Type thing.
So Katniss and Peeta.
[01:03:35] Speaker B: Yeah, they compliment each other.
[01:03:37] Speaker A: Ass.
Killmonger. And Shuri.
[01:03:40] Speaker B: No.
[01:03:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:03:42] Speaker B: They're proud to live. Brother and sister. They're just besties.
As besties. I think they'd be great.
Yeah.
[01:03:49] Speaker A: Jack and Rose. No.
[01:03:53] Speaker B: They should have stayed far apart, honestly.
[01:03:56] Speaker A: Harley Quinn and Joker.
[01:03:57] Speaker B: Of course I shit them. They're the most devastating couple to ever be together.
[01:04:03] Speaker A: Skip.
[01:04:03] Speaker B: The most tragic.
[01:04:05] Speaker A: Poor Harley, mate. Poor Harley Quinn and Slim.
[01:04:12] Speaker B: Yeah, Skip.
[01:04:15] Speaker A: Just.
They weren't good together.
[01:04:19] Speaker B: They understood each other. There was an understanding.
[01:04:23] Speaker A: Okay.
Harry and Hermione.
[01:04:27] Speaker B: No.
[01:04:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:04:29] Speaker B: Herman would have walked earlier. Him, he's just so.
He's just him.
[01:04:33] Speaker A: He needed someone to say him straight, I'd say.
[01:04:36] Speaker B: I suppose.
[01:04:38] Speaker A: Nah, but Ginny was good. I actually like him and Ginny together.
T' Challa and Ikea ship.
[01:04:46] Speaker B: Nakia. As in the actual girlfriend.
[01:04:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[01:04:50] Speaker B: They had a cute friendship.
[01:04:51] Speaker A: Shrek and Vienna.
[01:04:52] Speaker B: Chef as well.
[01:04:54] Speaker A: Yes. Peter Parker and MJ Sunday ship as well. I ship that.
[01:04:59] Speaker B: I like them so much.
[01:05:00] Speaker A: Peter Parker and MJ in the first.
[01:05:03] Speaker B: Which one?
[01:05:04] Speaker A: In the first? Spider Man.
[01:05:05] Speaker B: The original with.
[01:05:06] Speaker A: The one with Tobey Maguire.
Didn't like him.
She was very annoying.
She should have chose the Green Goblin guy.
That's what the bitch deserves. I'm joking. It's all for clicks.
Not all, but that. What? That particular one that I said.
That was a joke.
Tony Stack and Pepper.
[01:05:29] Speaker B: No, really.
[01:05:31] Speaker A: I think they compliment each other.
[01:05:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I think they compliment each other, but he's very inconsiderate and very selfish and Pepper needs someone who's very self.
[01:05:38] Speaker A: Cares as well as she does. Fair, fair. She does deserve. But I think he loves her in his own way.
[01:05:43] Speaker B: Yeah, he does. But I feel like she would. She would demand much of him. Not in regards to money, but just in his physical presence of being with her. Because I think he'll be like with her, but not with her. Like they'll be in the same room and she'll be like give me attention. He'll be like, yeah, I'm here for you. She's like, no, no, no. But you're not here with me.
[01:06:00] Speaker A: Oh no, no, no. He gives her attention, I'd say because like there was a point where he'll be talking to her, but he's talking to someone else. So he's telling her to tell them what he's saying.
So he trusts her more than anybody in his entire life.
[01:06:14] Speaker B: That trust is one thing.
[01:06:16] Speaker A: I think he loves her too.
And I think it gets steamy in the bedroom too.
[01:06:21] Speaker B: I think he respects her, but I don't think it goes above trust and respect. Really? Yeah.
[01:06:26] Speaker A: Interesting. Maybe it's the way that it's they portrayed it on telly, maybe, but I see it as them having a lot of giggly sex.
[01:06:35] Speaker B: I guess. That is fun sex.
[01:06:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that's fun.
[01:06:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
But he'll just keep talking, talking, talking, and she like, it's cute. I think I see it.
You know, that's what I do.
[01:06:46] Speaker B: You know, like, are you outing yourself?
[01:06:49] Speaker A: If I see, like, you know, in my head in the bedroom, like they're compatible, I'm like, yeah, I ship that.
Okay, that's one of the tests. Like, that's one of the ways that I think, oh, should I ship or skip? I mean, surely. Why not? Anyway, Mulan and forgive my butchering Li Shang ship.
[01:07:10] Speaker B: To begin with. No, because he was a dick.
[01:07:12] Speaker A: Fair play.
[01:07:13] Speaker B: But in the end, once he realizes that she's just as capable as him, I accept.
[01:07:17] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. Bella and Edwards. Skip.
But. Shit.
[01:07:22] Speaker B: But Skip, she didn't even need to be in a relationship.
She needed to talk to her mum about whatever she's going through.
[01:07:30] Speaker A: No, that was the one who said.
[01:07:32] Speaker B: I think maybe next time did Twilight.
[01:07:36] Speaker A: Because.
[01:07:37] Speaker B: What do you mean? You see, Stranger danger. And you said, that's a bit of me. That's a bit of me.
[01:07:43] Speaker A: I know what you are.
Vampire, dumbass.
[01:07:46] Speaker B: Ooh. A werewolf in a forest. Let me go and touch it.
[01:07:49] Speaker A: Oh, let me pet you, Domaletti.
[01:07:54] Speaker B: I ship them. They have a good friendship to begin with.
[01:07:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I ship them, too. Andy and Nate, the Devil West Pride are.
[01:08:00] Speaker B: Ship.
[01:08:01] Speaker A: Ship two. Yeah. Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider Verse.
[01:08:05] Speaker B: Ship.
They're very cute.
[01:08:07] Speaker A: They are Barbie and Ken in the new one, Skip.
[01:08:14] Speaker B: If Ken was less needy, I could see it.
[01:08:17] Speaker A: Not that Ken. I feel like she needed a different Ken.
[01:08:20] Speaker B: They're all the same.
[01:08:22] Speaker A: No, no. I mean, in the film, she could have gone with a different Ken.
Not original Ken, which can.
[01:08:30] Speaker B: One.
[01:08:31] Speaker A: Just any other one. One.
The mixed guy. I don't remember which Ken he was, but him.
Or was he the worst one? To be honest, they were all taken, weren't they? So I guess they were all.
[01:08:49] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[01:08:50] Speaker A: Which one?
I mean, Barbie could always steal her friend.
[01:08:54] Speaker B: That is not what Barbie would do.
[01:08:56] Speaker A: That's not very Barbie like, is it?
Have you seen so all the Boys I've loved?
[01:09:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:03] Speaker A: Lara Jean and Peter Kavinsky.
[01:09:06] Speaker B: I ship them.
[01:09:08] Speaker A: Have you seen the other one as well? Kissing Booth?
I did super tall guy and really short one.
[01:09:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. That was Jacob.
[01:09:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Lordy, yeah. And Joe King.
[01:09:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[01:09:21] Speaker A: I mean, they're characters. I don't mean them in the kissing booth.
[01:09:26] Speaker B: No, they wouldn't match with each other.
[01:09:29] Speaker A: And that is the end of ship it, skip it. And therefore what another episode of the episode. Thank you very much for our TED Talk.
And I'm joking. Thank you very much for listening. Follow like subscribe all that fun stuff.
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[01:09:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
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[01:09:58] Speaker B: That'd be very helpful.
