Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: Welcome back. Welcome back, everyone. Welcome back to our Isekai.
[00:00:06] Speaker B: Indeed.
[00:00:07] Speaker A: Yes. It's a new episode. Welcome to. That's twice now.
[00:00:11] Speaker B: What?
[00:00:12] Speaker A: Me saying welcome. What do the other part talk about?
[00:00:15] Speaker B: Anything we want. Because it's our world, Our Isekai. So, from anything from anime trends, subreddits, current trends, TikToks, anything really?
[00:00:23] Speaker A: Yeah, Whatever we want. So today, Mom. Oh, right, sorry. Let's introduce ourselves.
[00:00:29] Speaker B: I want my face.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: Your face is there.
[00:00:31] Speaker B: I wanted a fit, see?
[00:00:33] Speaker A: Do you think I have graphic design skills, mate?
[00:00:35] Speaker B: You have friends.
[00:00:37] Speaker A: Not anymore.
Not anymore.
[00:00:41] Speaker B: Why does yours fit into your hair?
[00:00:42] Speaker A: Because my hair's dark and the character's hair is dark as well. Excuse you. Also, the skin tone is completely wrong on mine as well. And I have to face that shame for now. Until we can afford to get new illustrations of our faces, mate. Oh, unfortunately, I got a few shades darker, apparently.
[00:01:02] Speaker B: At least you fit in a circle of the head.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: Don't worry.
Semantics, you know.
You know what? Next time, we're going to actually get someone to do you as a proper Super Saiyan, okay? Exactly.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: And me is more grateful.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: Correct skin tone.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: Exactly. It's great skin tone too. But I'd like to be more like a Krypton Fantastic or Diana. One of those two. I haven't decided yet.
[00:01:28] Speaker B: What, you want to rebrand?
[00:01:29] Speaker A: Not rebrand. I'm still going to be overpowered.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: No, I mean your character.
[00:01:33] Speaker A: Yeah, she's like a superhero type thing, isn't she? She's given Ms. Marvel though. What? You don't want to be a Saiyan anymore?
[00:01:39] Speaker B: No, I'm still deciding. I think I want.
[00:01:41] Speaker A: You need to decide by next week. I'm giving you that deadline.
[00:01:43] Speaker B: No, thank you.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: You can't be dilly dallying on this shit. We need. What's the new other thing?
Consistency.
[00:01:50] Speaker B: Our Isekai. My choice.
[00:01:53] Speaker A: I beg your pardon?
Don't know how me. Make up your mind by next week or you're sticking to Super Saiyan?
[00:02:02] Speaker B: I do my mind every week though.
[00:02:03] Speaker A: Like I said. Decides.
[00:02:05] Speaker B: Or this is like workplace bully. I would like to put a bully.
[00:02:09] Speaker A: I'll start work first. HR said get back to work, bitch.
[00:02:15] Speaker B: Have you seen the couple that do the HR thing? They're like, I'd like to be the HR today. And they switch hats when they switch into HR mode. No, send me each time it happens.
[00:02:25] Speaker A: That's funny.
[00:02:25] Speaker B: But it's a great way of like doing disputes.
[00:02:27] Speaker A: Yeah, actually, yeah. Interesting. Anyway, I'm your overpowered MC with Chena.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: I'm super slim faced seem to be rebranded.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: And together we are. Oh, he's a girl. Sorry.
[00:02:39] Speaker B: Magical girls for life.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: Anyway, so today it's kind of like a Games edition. Ish.
So we have two main topics. During our main topic. So we'll be doing a try not to laugh and challenges. Challenges would never survive. Right. And then for in the first try not to laugh, we've got three videos that we're gonna watch. And whoever laughs has to take a shot of tequila.
[00:03:07] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: Yeah. And the next would be Red light. Green light is. What's it called?
[00:03:14] Speaker B: The movie. You watched the movie?
[00:03:16] Speaker A: We watched the one Electric State.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: And this or that is a. Would you rather. All right, so try not to laugh. We will start. Hey, does that mean I'm gonna go first? Yeah, I'm already laughing. No, no, no.
I'm already laughing. So we'll start this or that. No, not this or that. Try not to laugh. Right, you ready?
[00:03:37] Speaker B: You need to be composed.
Okay.
[00:03:44] Speaker A: A smile is not a laugh.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: We're being serious now.
[00:03:50] Speaker A: This is so awful.
[00:03:52] Speaker B: It was to do this challenge, by the way.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: See, I was locked in for a minute. There stood distractions.
[00:04:00] Speaker B: Okay, go ahead. No distractions.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: Hi, guys. So while editing, I realized that the try not to laugh part wouldn't translate properly in the audio version, so I decided to cut that bit out. So going forward, you just start from the challenges would never survive part. And to catch the full episode, you can just check out our YouTube channel. All right, so next is Challenges would never survive.
So the idea behind this is we read up a list of scenarios or challenges and we'll say if we'd survive in them or not. Yeah. So this one we can really bite into.
So the first one. Would you survive living in Attack on Titan?
[00:04:55] Speaker B: I think I would.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: I think I will be dead just like Eren's mom in that first episode.
Peace.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: You're not trying.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: Mm mm.
No. It's either that or I'll find some underground place to hide. But those Titans are gonna get me regardless. Or I'll die of starvation.
[00:05:15] Speaker B: I was of the opinion I was gonna be in an inner circle.
[00:05:19] Speaker A: What, like with them earning them doing that training and eating just potatoes? Absolutely not.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: I like potatoes.
[00:05:25] Speaker A: You know that girl that likes to eat? I'll be like her all the time.
[00:05:30] Speaker B: But yeah, I would survive on the basis of that.
No, you don't wanna.
[00:05:38] Speaker A: Okay, say I make it to like, behind the wall.
I'd hate the religious crazy people. I'd hate Levi. I'd hate Aaron. I'd Hate Mikasa. I'll hit all of them. Maybe the blonde one. I'll be. I'll be able to.
I think I might even be on the side of the Titans at that point.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:06:02] Speaker A: I'd be begging them to make me a Titan.
[00:06:05] Speaker B: Where would I be?
[00:06:07] Speaker A: Or I'll be dead.
[00:06:09] Speaker B: No. I think I'll be by Levi's side.
[00:06:12] Speaker A: By Levi's side?
[00:06:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:14] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:06:14] Speaker B: He can protect me. I'll be a damsel. And he cleans Levi, though.
[00:06:19] Speaker A: Well. I guess he does protect people. Yeah. But he'll find you quite irritating if you're always expecting him to save you.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: No. I want to bite.
[00:06:29] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:06:29] Speaker B: I'll be.
[00:06:30] Speaker A: You reckon you were good at that?
[00:06:33] Speaker B: I feel if I trained, I would be.
[00:06:35] Speaker A: Mate. You can't even chop me properly.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: Because I haven't trained.
[00:06:39] Speaker A: You've had all your life to train.
Slander my dream.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: Slander upon my name.
[00:06:47] Speaker A: I'm just saying the thing at the back of their neck. It's. It's tough meat, mate.
[00:06:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:53] Speaker A: And you have to go once, twice.
And you also have to cut deep.
And when you do the leg thing, you gotta go deep as well. And some of them have got thick skin.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: It's okay. I watched my older brother kill chickens. I think I can handle killing a Titan. That's what I'm basing it on.
[00:07:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: This bitch is comparing killing a chicken to killing a Titan. Oh my God.
What?
[00:07:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Stand by it.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: I'm sorry. Moving on.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: I. Kidding.
I would definitely be in Levi's corp. And I'll train with him.
[00:07:35] Speaker A: That's right. That's right.
[00:07:37] Speaker B: Because everyone else dies apart from Levi's. That. That's why I think I'd survive.
[00:07:41] Speaker A: I see.
I'll be dead from episode one. So.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:07:50] Speaker A: Would we survive competing in squid game?
[00:07:53] Speaker B: No, we wouldn't.
[00:07:58] Speaker A: What would do me would be the thingy.
The candy.
I have horrible dexterity. I'm very clumsy.
[00:08:10] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: But like. If I've got to go last on the little scaly thing. If I've got to manipulate people, push other goods. But I feel like I make it like halfway through.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: No. No.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: I wouldn't die at the start.
[00:08:27] Speaker B: Know my temperament. Someone would piss me off. And I'll end up doing something reckless and dying because someone's pissed me off during the game. I don't know. I think sometimes because of the high pressured environment, I think I might do something silly because someone's pissed me off just because I'm trying to get back at them. And whilst I'm trying To get back at them. I end up killing myself.
[00:08:45] Speaker A: Oh. Oh, my God.
Fair play. Fair play. Fair play. Wow. Let's put that in presenter mode so it doesn't go off.
Okay. So I think I'll get halfway. You think you're.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: I'll just. I will get somewhere. I don't know where I'll get, but I know I'm deaf. Or dying.
[00:09:02] Speaker A: Yeah, fair play. I probably died. So it's like three thirds of the way through. Or three fourths. Sorry. Next. Would we survive attending Barbie's Priestess Princess Charm School?
[00:09:14] Speaker B: Of course.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:09:15] Speaker B: Fantastic.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: Especially if it was that film. Absolutely.
[00:09:18] Speaker B: Oh, honestly.
Goodness.
[00:09:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
Duh. Would we survive the Hunger Games?
[00:09:28] Speaker B: No.
[00:09:29] Speaker A: Depends on which season that's fair. If it's the one that. That was on Katniss. Yeah. Probably not.
But I reckon the one with the ones that eat people. No, no, no. The ones with the herbalist people.
Maybe I would have manipulated one of them and got to the end. Probably not. They were really smart.
But I would have had to be like some type of angel. And then one of them would sacrifice themselves for me.
[00:10:05] Speaker B: So nice.
[00:10:06] Speaker A: I'm so good. I'm such an angel.
[00:10:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think I'll survive. I am five foot three. I think that answers the question.
[00:10:16] Speaker A: What? You think you survive an attack on Titan and you're not gonna survive the Hunger Games?
[00:10:21] Speaker B: Let me remind you, Leeway's a short king.
[00:10:24] Speaker A: You can just find someone to protect you during the Hunger Games.
Find you a little. What's that guy's name? Peter. Peter was a twat. But.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: No, but Peter and Katniss were friends with, like, pre day.
[00:10:36] Speaker A: Maybe you're right. You were Katniss. Maybe. You steal peat from Katniss?
[00:10:43] Speaker B: I don't think I peed with anyone who gets stolen from Katniss. To be honest, My answer was that gonna.
[00:10:48] Speaker A: For saying you were not gonna survive the Hunger Games.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: Mm. Mm. The most I can do is climb trees. And apart from that, that's the thing. Cause I know. I know how I've climbed when I was younger. Yeah, but that's. That's as far as my survival skills go. I mean, I can. I know where to hide, but there's only so far I can hide without, like, water or food.
[00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah. And also, like, they manipulate things as well. Then they.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: Interesting. What would I actually do? I don't know. Would I get used to, like, a love? Ugh. Would I get into, like, a love.
Like a love thing?
Like you? Not a love thing, but have someone protect me?
[00:11:29] Speaker B: Well, No, I said that for Attack on Time, this one. I said I'm not going to survive.
[00:11:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, could I do the whole protect me, find someone to protect me type thing?
I don't know if that would work.
[00:11:43] Speaker B: And you really have to sell it to the audience.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. I'm not very likable.
Yikes.
Yeah. Probably not based on that. Probably not. Okay, next one. Would we survive being on Big Brother? Yeah, like I said, obviously you're not dying, but I'm not very likable so either. Like people would keep me in until like three weeks before the end type thing just to make me suffer because I probably hate being in there because people aren't clean and I would. Oh, and I like to sleep and you have to wake up at a specific time on this thing. Yeah, like they wake you up when you're trying to sleep during the day.
[00:12:33] Speaker B: Oh, poor you. You can't even nap in the bed.
[00:12:36] Speaker A: You can't even fucking nap.
So I'll probably make it halfway through. Same thing. And then I would boot it out. I probably get into a fight with some bigger because like they know the personalities that are going into the house, right. Because I'm so like pro women. Right. They'll probably put some dickhead anti feminist in there. And I hate the bitch, for example. And I wouldn't be able to not say things like this, like, I think you're a fucking bitch, you're a cunt, you're a fucking idiot.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: You.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: Do you want a fucking bank account, mate? Stuff like that, you know, stuff like asking a bitch, why are you here then? Shouldn't you be at home in the kitchen cooking? Well then shut up. A cook for me then on national telly. You can't be doing that shit.
People will call me.
Imagine if they then make the other woman right as well. That would be crazy.
They'll call me racist and all sorts of names.
So no, I definitely would not win.
But I'll probably make it.
Let's say week four, right. I gotta hope.
All right.
Would we survive? Oh, trying to blend in at Hogwarts.
[00:14:01] Speaker B: What, being non magic users.
[00:14:04] Speaker A: Oh, wow. At which point in part one, sure. I'm not getting close to no Deathly Hallows or the one before Deathly Hallows with the lady in the pink thing. I'm not getting close to that.
I would drop out before then as a Muggle. The.
But if it's like, you know, first film, second film, maybe third film. Sure, absolutely. Anything after that with Those Deathly Hallows walking all around.
Not sure, you know, so, yeah, that's my one.
[00:14:47] Speaker B: Would you try and blend in? No, I wouldn't try to blend in.
[00:14:53] Speaker A: Oh, right, yeah. Would you even survive? Like the potions and the. I mean, if Hermione is able to do it.
[00:15:00] Speaker B: But my heart, her mind is a special case.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: I'm fucking smart. I can figure it out.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: Cool, cool, cool. Surely, Yeah, I wouldn't even try to blend in.
[00:15:11] Speaker A: But then here's the thing though. You would have received a letter. So what's the blending in?
[00:15:16] Speaker B: That's your magic use of it?
[00:15:18] Speaker A: Yeah, there's no. I think. I think they just mean like.
Let's just say would we survive at Hogwarts?
[00:15:26] Speaker B: If I was surviving at Hogwarts.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:28] Speaker B: Then, yeah, I think I could survive.
I'm great with teachers. I am great with teachers.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: You think you survived the. What film?
Sixth film.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: What happened in six Harry dies and.
[00:15:45] Speaker A: They get really strict at the school because Voldemort pretty much wins.
[00:15:50] Speaker B: If I'm good with the teachers, then yes, I say I could survive that too.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: Wow.
I don't know. I mean, if Neville Longbottom can survive, I think anybody can survive, mate.
So, yeah, I backed myself on that one. Sure.
Okay. The next one is excited.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Entering a tuning exam.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: Yes. Would you survive the tuning exams?
[00:16:15] Speaker B: It depends who I was worthing.
Because fighting Gara. No. If I was fighting Neji. No.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: Chenine exam.
[00:16:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Was Gara in the training exam? He was, yeah.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:26] Speaker A: That was their first encounter. I forgot what I'm saying.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: If I'm. It depends on who I'm fighting. If I'm fighting Gaara. Absolutely not. He's going to kill me in first sight.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Or like those sound people. You know what? You know what? I would be like Naruto in the written exam. But I'll pass. I'll actually pass that one.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: The written exam? Yeah.
[00:16:47] Speaker A: Remember the writing exam?
[00:16:48] Speaker B: You need to pass both halves.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: No, but remember the. Because it's a whole process, isn't it?
[00:16:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:53] Speaker A: So the written exam was. It doesn't matter what you write. If you stay till the end, you win.
Yeah, yeah. But you don't know that while you're in the test. Right.
But I will back myself.
I have confidence that I don't know where it's come from for no reason.
[00:17:14] Speaker B: Yeah. So depending on who I fought actually, who do I think I could win in the Gin exam? That's a fantastic question.
[00:17:22] Speaker A: I could beat 10. 10. I could bit the dog one.
[00:17:26] Speaker B: Not Shikamaru. Kiba ka.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: Not in terms of raw power. Just disrupt his nose. Isn't it?
Him and the dog Hinata.
[00:17:36] Speaker B: Because in that season she didn't not have confidence.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll batter her.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: I really wouldn't. No, I'd be really nice to her and she would take pity on me. She's very useful as well. So. Okay. It depends on who's in your team as well.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: It's not a team. The first.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: Yes, it is.
[00:17:54] Speaker B: The first battle's not a team battle. No, the first battle's in the movie.
[00:17:57] Speaker A: When they go into the forest. Because you're saying the whole thing is a training exam.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Yeah, and I'm saying in the one at the end you have to do the one to one fight.
[00:18:06] Speaker A: Yeah, at the end you do the. Oh, you're talking about the end.
[00:18:09] Speaker B: So I'm saying like if I got to the very end and I had to do one to one fight. If I as I. Yeah, but what.
[00:18:18] Speaker A: Makes you think you're going to get to the end if you've not even talked through how you're going to get to the end? How are you going to get to the end, mate?
[00:18:24] Speaker B: And we're having a fantastic.
[00:18:26] Speaker A: You know, there's an initial one to one first where Rock Lee broke his entire bones.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: That was his own fault.
[00:18:34] Speaker A: Fepe.
[00:18:35] Speaker B: He knew not to go to go that far up because Guy had told him, you're not ready yet. And he was like, no, I want to. I feel I can do it.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: Yeah. But he was fighting freaking Gara, mate. He had to go all out.
[00:18:47] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying.
[00:18:47] Speaker A: He was fighting at Chichariki. He had to. And you know what? He backed himself.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Depending on who you're fighting it depending on your survival.
[00:18:56] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. I'm not. I'm not even. I'm not denying that. But talk me through the whole process. Like, how are you going to get there?
Say you fight in the first one.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: Is it a team battle?
[00:19:07] Speaker A: No, there's no team battle. There's a team mission where they all remember when they went into the forest and he got the bite. Sasuke got the bite. That's part of the Chenin Exam. But they had to do the scroll thing and Orochimaru swallowed their scroll.
[00:19:21] Speaker B: I can't remember. It's been a long time. All I know is they had the written exam and then they had the one to one fights. That's what I'm remembering right now.
[00:19:29] Speaker A: No, no, no. Because Orochimaru had to bite him. Remember at the end when Shikamaru was the only one who won? And he led the team that I went to had to go get Sasuke back. That was right after the Chunin Exam.
[00:19:40] Speaker B: So after the Chine Links not joining exam.
[00:19:42] Speaker A: No, no. The reason why Shikamaru led them was because he'd become a Chenin. Okay, Right, So. But they wouldn't have had to chase Sasuke if the team exercise didn't happen. The one led by Anko.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: You're not dragging any memories.
[00:19:59] Speaker A: Anko is the student of Orochimaru. Before he left. Before he got. Not he didn't leave. He got banished. Do you remember when Sasuke got bitten the first time where he. Yeah, that was before the exam. That was the exam. That was the whole process of the Qinin Exam. It was an. It was a whole arc. That was after the written exam. Remember? The whole team in the written exam had to pass for them to get to the team exercise.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:27] Speaker A: Right. So the team exercise was them in the forest with the scrolls.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: You don't remember, do you?
[00:20:34] Speaker B: No.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: God. Wow.
Okay. Anyway, I did say that.
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Before you even started explaining it. I was like, I don't remember this team battle thing or team mission.
I did.
[00:20:48] Speaker A: Wow. Or have I got it wrong? Because the first thing right, all the teams that we partake in in the Tune in exam, they meet each other. That's where we meet Neji and Rock Lee's bit. Right? The set above them where Guy was like, oh, why are your team here? Do you think that they're ready? Do you remember that entire interaction?
[00:21:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: Right. Okay. And then that's when we first meet Gara.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: Okay. And then in the second part, and then they have the written exam, and then they pass that. And then they have the Ankou part. The part in the forest. Oh, how can you. Like you just completely forgot, like the. One of the most exciting part of the Chenin Exam.
Do you remember this bit where Orochimaru's got a scroll and he's lost?
I don't remember that being 5,000 to.
[00:21:42] Speaker B: Me, that was at the end of the exam.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: Yeah, that was part of the process. That was before. That's why I want to know.
[00:21:47] Speaker B: I think you're not understanding. I said to me, in my memory, it's at the end. It's not in. It's not during the end of the Chenine Exam. Yeah, I think that's why it's not at the end. But that's why I can't is it at the end. That's why when you're telling the story, it doesn't correlate in my memory.
Maybe our timelines are different. Well, maybe my memory is incorrect. But the way I'm remembering it isn't the way you're telling it.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: Because he gets the bite.
[00:22:14] Speaker B: I'm not arguing. You feeling.
[00:22:15] Speaker A: No, no. I'm not saying you're arguing. I'm trying to remember now properly how I think it went. He gets the bite. They do like a fight fly thing.
Orochimaru tries to take over during the one to one fight. You remember that?
[00:22:32] Speaker B: The one to one fights. I remember the one to one fights.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And then Orochimaru tried to take over. That's why he had the battle with the third on the roof.
[00:22:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:22:40] Speaker A: And he tried to bring back the fourth and he was like, oh, not on my watch. Blah blah blah blah. That was exciting. You remember that?
[00:22:46] Speaker B: No.
[00:22:47] Speaker A: Okay. Because then what's his face? Sasuke gets his ass handed to him and then he decides to join Orochimaru. And then What? The famous nine? The famous 12. The famous something something. Anyway, there's like a number of them decides to chase him and then they had the fight. Remember when Rocky had that fight? And that's now. That's when Naruto fights Gaara. When they were chasing Sasuke.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: No.
Wow.
[00:23:16] Speaker A: Like he summons thingy.
Oh, what's his name? The frog guy. Maybe I should watch Naruto again.
[00:23:24] Speaker B: Someone's a frog. Yeah, he hasn't learned how to do that. The toad? Yeah, he hasn't learned how to do the toads in that season.
[00:23:33] Speaker A: Well. Really?
[00:23:34] Speaker B: No. That's a tuning exam. Naruto hasn't even met the Pervas sage where he learns about the toads.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: Oh no.
Do I misspeak? Because like Naruto fights Gaara and he conjures something up. Who does he conjure up to fight Gaara?
[00:23:53] Speaker B: Is it the Ninetales, you think?
[00:23:55] Speaker A: Yeah, right.
[00:23:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:56] Speaker A: He conjures up the Ninetales.
[00:23:57] Speaker B: The toads aren't until we see.
I forgot his name. But the Pervasage.
[00:24:03] Speaker A: But he fights.
No, he had met Jiraiya.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: Not during the tuning exams. The tuning exams. And that's too. That's so far apart.
[00:24:16] Speaker A: It's not that far away.
[00:24:17] Speaker B: Okay, but.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: So when does Naruto fight Gaara then?
[00:24:22] Speaker B: In your memory? I don't know.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: When does he fight Gaara in your memory?
[00:24:27] Speaker B: The first initial fight was him and Gaara. It's.
It's after the tuning Exams. Yeah, but it's before Jiraiya comes in, so he hasn't even learned how to use.
[00:24:41] Speaker A: But they were tracing Sasuke because the Sand People were one of the people who helped Orochimaru to invade.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: The Sand People.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: Gaara is the Sand People, right?
[00:24:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Gaara is of a sand. Yeah.
[00:24:59] Speaker A: Wasn't he? Yeah, he was.
[00:25:00] Speaker B: Yeah, he is.
[00:25:01] Speaker A: No, I'm saying they were one of the people who, quote, unquote, helped Orochimaru invade Konoa.
And some of the people from Sound as well.
[00:25:15] Speaker B: We're gonna have to rewatch Naruto.
[00:25:17] Speaker A: Yeah. But anyway, are you surviving?
[00:25:20] Speaker B: No. If I fight anyone, if I have to fight Neji or Gaara or Sasuke, then no, I'm not passing. I am Phelan, because Sasuke is very brutal. Gaara is also very brutal. Neji, he's very smart. And he'll just beat me up. He'll ask money.
[00:25:46] Speaker A: Because Kabuto was there as well. Sorry. Sorry.
Fair. I'm trying to. I'm trying to think of, like, people from the other countries I could possibly have beaten in the first one to one, or say it would kind of depend on what powers I have as well, because I wouldn't be like I am right now, obviously. Yeah. So I back myself. Yeah. Yeah, man. Of course.
[00:26:09] Speaker B: Okay.
Head to head.
[00:26:13] Speaker A: No, of course not. Well, I'm not saying that I think I would have good luck enough to not meet Gara.
And I think I can back myself intellectually to at least think that I can get 50, 50% if. And I was studious anyway, and then if my team was good, I reckon we wouldn't fall prey and we would have been safe.
And then in the one to one at the end where they decide who becomes chin in, I probably would not win because I probably would have fallen asleep when they invaded. So maybe I wouldn't become Chenin, but I would have survived for sure.
But anyway, moving on. Would we survive living in Fairytopia without wings? If Barbie can do it, yeah, I can.
[00:26:55] Speaker B: She was the tallest of all them.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: Of course, I would have been a bitch, though. I would have been a menace.
I would not have been nice.
I would have left those winged bitches to their fate.
[00:27:08] Speaker B: That's so spiteful.
[00:27:10] Speaker A: Daft stroke.
[00:27:12] Speaker B: So spiteful.
[00:27:15] Speaker A: Trying to win. Would we survive trying to win a reality cooking show? Something like MasterChef?
[00:27:20] Speaker B: No, we do not cook in this household. In fact, we're trying to figure a way to get a private chef to cook us out.
[00:27:28] Speaker A: Are we trying to figure out well.
[00:27:28] Speaker B: I'm trying to figure out a way to get us a private chef's meal prepper. Sold out.
[00:27:32] Speaker A: I'm okay with my microwave meals and air fried meals, thank you very much.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: I still want a private chef.
Yeah.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: Fair play, right? No.
Will you survive being background character in Game of Thrones?
[00:27:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I would survive in a background character.
[00:27:52] Speaker A: As long as I don't live in any of the major cities that any of the things happened.
If I was a whore, I would have been long dead.
[00:28:02] Speaker B: No, I don't think I would be. I think I'd be rich if I was a whore in Game of Thrones.
[00:28:07] Speaker A: Have you met me? I hate men. I don't hate men, but I hate men.
[00:28:11] Speaker B: You don't have to like them, you just have to pretend to like them.
[00:28:16] Speaker A: I can't even do that.
[00:28:17] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:28:19] Speaker A: If I was like maybe one of the scullery maids or whatever, would I survive?
I don't know. I think I would have seen Jamie and what's his face fucking at some point. Off with my head.
Or like imagine if I was one of Littlefinger's fingers on the street or one of the whispers of the eunuch guy.
I don't know.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: I would have survived.
[00:28:44] Speaker A: Would I have survived if I was a wildling?
[00:28:47] Speaker B: Yeah, you would have.
[00:28:49] Speaker A: Yes, I was.
[00:28:50] Speaker B: That's your habitat, to be honest.
[00:28:51] Speaker A: What do you mean?
You're painting a picture of me that I don't like, but absolutely, yeah, I definitely survived the wildland. Yeah.
No love for me either. I wouldn't have been like, you know, nothing Jon Snow.
All right. Competing in a shonen anime tournament.
So like tuning exam or the one they had in my hero academia or the one that they had in Black Clover, etc.
[00:29:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I would win.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: No. Would you survive? Nor would you win, but wouldn't and.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: Surviving in this context are the same thing.
[00:29:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I reckon I would have survived the one in my hero academia. I would have passed, I think. So what powers would I have though in my hero academia?
[00:29:45] Speaker B: I don't know. I was thinking based on Yuri and Ice, what would.
[00:29:48] Speaker A: What would your quirk be?
[00:29:50] Speaker B: Oh, I'm doing Yuri and Ice. You can do. You're my hero because I haven't watched my hero.
[00:29:54] Speaker A: Hmm.
I've never actually had to think about it.
I'd love super strength though.
But then I would like some actual physical power. I don't want ice, cuz that dickhead has got ice. I won't fire either because then I'll be like competing with that prick. He's Actually really cute. But anyway, what quirk could I have? Definitely wouldn't want to be quirk less.
Come back to me in a few months. I don't know. I've never thought about it. Okay. Would you survive guessing Isekai'd into Demon Slayer?
[00:30:29] Speaker B: If I was a Demon Slayer, as in, yes, I would be. But if I was just a regular human, no, I don't think I would survive.
[00:30:37] Speaker A: I mean, what's the likelihood I'd get attacked by a vampire, though?
[00:30:41] Speaker B: It's not just a vampire. It's very high. They kill anyone.
[00:30:45] Speaker A: I would have to be in that world in the first place. I have to be in Japan.
[00:30:49] Speaker B: You get Isekai'd into the Demon Slayer world, so. Yes, you would be in Japan.
[00:30:53] Speaker A: Yeah, but then can I leave?
Did the world person that Isekai'd me into it say, I. I can't leave. I'm jetting to America, mate.
Onto England.
What do you mean?
[00:31:08] Speaker B: Demons there?
[00:31:09] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:31:10] Speaker B: Well, I don't know. Well, it could be.
[00:31:14] Speaker A: But the Demon Slayers is Japan.
[00:31:17] Speaker B: Don't limit him.
[00:31:19] Speaker A: But all his 10 or 12 generals were all in Japan, weren't they?
[00:31:23] Speaker B: Yeah, they were. Well, yeah, predominantly so.
But they don't have to be generals to turn you, though. They don't have to be generals because the generals are just his strongest of them. Of them.
[00:31:36] Speaker A: The point is, would I be turned or is Isn't. Sorry? Would I be turned? It's. Would I survive? Yeah, obviously I would. I wouldn't be turned. It's not possible.
Me and trouble, mate. We are like the most unproblematic people ever. We don't find ourselves in spaces where shit like this happens, mate.
[00:31:57] Speaker B: I'm problematic.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: We don't find ourselves in problems, so it's unlikely that I would ever meet one.
[00:32:05] Speaker B: So you have to be in trouble to meet one.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: Not trouble, but. Okay. Would you be in a regular district?
[00:32:13] Speaker B: Because the strongest one, he lives a.
[00:32:15] Speaker A: Normal life, but he doesn't just randomly attack people.
[00:32:18] Speaker B: Okay, that's very true.
[00:32:21] Speaker A: And you'd have to be in Edo for him to. Like in the main city for him to have his grasp on you.
But imagine if you were Isekai'd as a Demon Slayer.
[00:32:32] Speaker B: I'll survive.
[00:32:34] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:32:35] Speaker B: I would survive.
Dun dun dun dun. Mm.
[00:32:43] Speaker A: I'd have to be dedicated to eradicating them. And causes are just hassle, in my opinion.
It depends on what power.
I know that. But you could still die. Because he used to be one. He wanted to kill all of them.
Because I had. I would have the knowledge.
Yeah. And he wanted all the Demon Slayers dead, retired or not, child or not, everyone's gonna get it, so.
Don't know. I actually don't know this one, but I'd like to think so.
[00:33:19] Speaker B: I think I'd survive.
[00:33:20] Speaker A: It depends on what power I come with. If I come in, like, insanely overpowered.
[00:33:26] Speaker B: Whose power would you want?
Tanjiro's, obviously.
[00:33:33] Speaker A: He's like, the most powerful one. And you'd have to train, but then my whole family would have to die, so I don't know.
[00:33:38] Speaker B: Apart from your sister.
So do you like your sister as it stands, to carry her on your shoulders day and night?
[00:33:50] Speaker A: I'll be the boar.
[00:33:53] Speaker B: I was going to pick Zenitsu, if.
[00:33:54] Speaker A: This is so cute, I'll be the boar.
[00:33:56] Speaker B: And he has lightning powers as well.
[00:33:58] Speaker A: Because he's a jungle child. I relate to that so much.
[00:34:02] Speaker B: So, yeah, I'm gonna pay Zenitsu, because he's adorable. He takes naps and he has lightning powers.
[00:34:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I like the chaos and the other guy's powers. That's fine with me. Okay, next one would participate in a Love Island Casa Amore twist.
I couldn't survive in Love Island.
[00:34:21] Speaker B: Love Island.
It's a bit much, you know, for people who don't know. I have a social battery that runs out very quickly by very quickly. Meaning people can see it physically happening in real time.
Like, once I'm done, I'm done. You know, Once I actually start someone mid conversation, I put my hand to the face, right? I rotated. I went to my phone.
[00:34:47] Speaker A: We would fight.
No, no, no. We would get into a physical altercation.
[00:34:53] Speaker B: But at that point, I assure you, I was done with the conversation and with the person.
[00:34:58] Speaker A: Hand to the bed.
We would fight.
[00:35:01] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was Hawking talking. I said, hold on. And I went to my phone. I didn't rotate.
[00:35:08] Speaker A: I'll pull your hair, mate. I would turn your head right back at me.
[00:35:13] Speaker B: No, you can't.
[00:35:14] Speaker A: Make sure you look me in the face as I twist your hand.
What do you mean?
[00:35:23] Speaker B: I said, hold on, though.
[00:35:25] Speaker A: But then he said he never looked back.
I will be counted like this.
As long as soon as you reach the moment where my head is like this bitch is not turning back. I will turn you back.
Do I give a fuck?
You verbalize. You verbalize that. You're not interested in the conversation. I'd rather that than this.
[00:35:52] Speaker B: Hold on as well.
[00:35:53] Speaker A: What did the person do?
[00:35:55] Speaker B: I was just tired.
[00:35:56] Speaker A: So what, mate, that's rude. I said, hold on. It doesn't matter. As if saying hold on makes it better. Oh, my God.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: To me, I feel like I did the right thing because otherwise they would just be talking.
[00:36:10] Speaker A: Just be like, mate, Jesus.
[00:36:12] Speaker B: That's rude, though.
[00:36:14] Speaker A: At least you're saying something. You're saying a reason you didn't say anything. You did this and then you said something.
See, this is rude. Just like, you know what this means? Torture. The hands that's torn to the hands.
[00:36:32] Speaker B: It was like that. It's more gentle because, you know, I'm a damsel, you know, with it to my fucking face. Damsel.
[00:36:39] Speaker A: I don't give a shit. I'll toss you on the fucking tower.
You must have lost your mind.
[00:36:46] Speaker B: But no, my social background real quick. And it cannot be helped.
So no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't survive some more.
[00:36:53] Speaker A: Yeah. And I probably fight with the producers as well.
Like, I don't know. And I. Sometimes I just don't want to be social, but you have to force it and then, like, you have to fake smile and then you have to do these games.
[00:37:07] Speaker B: Ugh, too much pda.
[00:37:10] Speaker A: Oh, I don't. That's. That's.
[00:37:14] Speaker B: Someone all up in your. You live in life. When I hug you.
[00:37:21] Speaker A: Am I. What am I getting out of that? My point is, I get nothing from a hug. That's why I don't necessarily do them.
[00:37:30] Speaker B: But I wasn't asking to hug you for you.
[00:37:32] Speaker A: No, but the pda. I'm getting PDA from someone I possibly find attracted to. That's different.
[00:37:40] Speaker B: Sometimes you may not.
[00:37:43] Speaker A: Okay, when you say too much pda, what do you mean? Like, you mean the games?
[00:37:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:49] Speaker A: Oh, the games is the games. It's fine. Okay, but I thought you meant, like, whoever you're coupled up with PDA with them. That was what I was thinking in my head, but that's why I think I tried to clarify. But. Yeah, but a casa are more twist, though. Would I survive? You know, like them are coming back from the island and then you're partnered up with someone. Would people vote you out or would you stay? I think like a who did. Who brought someone back? I don't remember.
What's her name? Amber.
Ambar and Michael. Remember when he came back with a new girl and Amber was alone? So would you have been kicked out of the villa?
[00:38:35] Speaker B: Unlikely.
[00:38:37] Speaker A: If I came in as a bombshell from, like, then I stole someone's. Yeah, I do adjust, mate.
[00:38:45] Speaker B: I think I'll be so dramatic that they'll keep me in because I'm that dramatic.
[00:38:49] Speaker A: Oh, Mrs. Social Battery. So low.
[00:38:51] Speaker B: I'm very dramatic.
[00:38:52] Speaker A: You are very dramatic.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm a low social battery. But when it comes to drama and creating my own entertainment, I'm fantastic at that fair play.
[00:39:01] Speaker A: But I don't know because I'll back myself if I steal your mind. I'm so sorry. Would I back myself? I don't think I'll steal someone's mind, to be honest. It's just.
I don't want to say it's below me because imagine you get caught in 4K.
I mean, I never do that intentionally. Obviously you never know, but. Yeah, I don't know.
Next one Final Destination movie. Would I survive? No.
[00:39:29] Speaker B: Never watched it.
[00:39:31] Speaker A: It's like once the tsunami comes, I'm gone. I don't, I can't spit, mate. I'm dead.
Infiltrating an undercover heist in Inception.
Oh, oh.
Infiltrated. Now. I would have been dead time ago.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: Can't remember Inception.
[00:39:52] Speaker A: So, no, we're gonna skip that one because we haven't.
If you're stuck in a K drama love triangle.
[00:40:00] Speaker B: I would survive. I love a good K drama. It makes my heart I love triangle, though.
Yeah.
[00:40:08] Speaker A: Like, what was that love triangle in Boys Over Flower? It wasn't just a triangle, was it?
[00:40:14] Speaker B: It was a whole group.
[00:40:15] Speaker A: I don't even know what to call it.
[00:40:18] Speaker B: So by the survivor of the love triangle, does that mean I.
[00:40:21] Speaker A: You're one of the love interests? Like, would you get.
[00:40:24] Speaker B: Would I get picked by the girl?
[00:40:26] Speaker A: The girl or the guy? Are you trying to come out of the closet, mate?
[00:40:30] Speaker B: Whichever one.
[00:40:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: Do I think I'll, I'd win.
I think I would win, yeah.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll be like that girl in that Doctor series. If you tries to bully me, I'll beat the everliving shit out of you.
Bash your head against the fucking mirror. I'm not violent, I promise you. This is just a K drama in me of what I've seen in them. That's all.
[00:41:01] Speaker B: I'll be like whenever. And if everything bad happens, I'm just there to fix the problem. And she associate good things with. With me.
[00:41:10] Speaker A: She or he may.
[00:41:12] Speaker B: I don't really know either one.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: It's a love triangle. You're one of the love interest of.
[00:41:16] Speaker B: Okay, so I, I, I will save him nonetheless.
I don't know how. With money. Somehow I just throw money at him.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: Are you assuming he's poor? Because let's be honest, yeah, the guys are usually rich. Usually. Not always.
[00:41:32] Speaker B: No, I'm not assuming he's poor. But he might like a kind gesture, be like, oh, my goodness. No girl's ever done this for me before. Because it's so rich.
[00:41:40] Speaker A: Okay, let's pick a specific K drama.
[00:41:42] Speaker B: Well, we did it beforehand. That's why I was struggling.
[00:41:44] Speaker A: I know, but let's say. Let's say. Let's pick a K drama. Which. Which one has a love triangle?
[00:41:49] Speaker B: Which one has a love triangle? Most of them have love triangles.
[00:41:53] Speaker A: Really?
Two girls, one guy.
[00:42:01] Speaker B: Okay, which one have you watched that has a triangle?
[00:42:14] Speaker A: I don't remember names of K dramas that I've watched.
I barely remember the boys of a flower's name.
[00:42:22] Speaker B: This goes my Vicky.
[00:42:27] Speaker A: Oh, what's the Isekai one? Mr. Queen.
[00:42:34] Speaker B: That's a triangle.
[00:42:36] Speaker A: Yes, it is. That's the bin girl.
Remember, there was the queen and then there was the concubine girl. The one that he was actually in love with.
[00:42:47] Speaker B: He was never loved. The concubine.
[00:42:49] Speaker A: Yes, he was.
There was his actual queen. The one that Mr. Quinn was in. Yeah, the body. And then there was another girl.
[00:42:59] Speaker B: Oh, okay. The friend that wasn't a friend, but the.
[00:43:02] Speaker A: The concubine. She became a concubine.
[00:43:04] Speaker B: She did become a concubine.
So I'm one of the girls trying to win the guy.
If I was Mr. Queen. Yeah, I would win fair.
[00:43:15] Speaker A: They.
I don't know. Actually, no, I wouldn't find myself in a love triangle. It's impossible.
[00:43:22] Speaker B: The scenario stands.
[00:43:23] Speaker A: No, I give up immediately.
Immediately. With immediate effect.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: But sometimes it can't be helped. Sometimes two people do like the same person, and it's just. It is what it is.
[00:43:35] Speaker A: It's not possible, okay? I have too much pride that if I find out someone else is into you and you're into them. Lock it off.
It's me. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. No, nobody. It must just be only me. If I be a virgin, mate, I'm an alpha bro. I'm an alpha dog. I want a virgin.
Nobody's whore. What are you fucking women for?
[00:44:09] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:44:10] Speaker A: You can't. You don't go through periods. Like, what problems do men have? I'd like to hear that.
Cue the misandrist.
I'm so keeping this in. It's gonna come back to bite me in the ass.
[00:44:27] Speaker B: It most definitely will. So I was about to say something. I was like, I will not be part of this.
Not on camera, but this is not.
[00:44:36] Speaker A: Gonna bite me in the ass. It's a joke. It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke. It's a joke.
It's a joke, really.
[00:44:48] Speaker B: Don't process.
[00:44:57] Speaker A: Okay, next one thrown into the jjk. As a first year.
[00:45:04] Speaker B: As a first year, would you survive.
[00:45:07] Speaker A: If it was that baby thing? I would have been long dead.
[00:45:09] Speaker B: Oh, no. Because we both know I'm not good at horror, so.
Ain't surviving nothing.
[00:45:17] Speaker A: Yeah, probably not. But you know what say, like, we actually did have powers. I reckon we could survive.
[00:45:25] Speaker B: If we had powers.
[00:45:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Like we had, like relatively good level of powers and we'd like grow and get powerful. The more powerful, like that's the problem though.
[00:45:35] Speaker B: The more powerful you get, more the.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: Crazier they get and you just keep surviving.
This is how I think about it.
The gym. You like a challenge at the gym? I do so. And you always win, or does the exercise always defeat you?
[00:45:52] Speaker B: No, but there's a reward that comes from taking.
[00:45:56] Speaker A: Get the satisfaction of living.
You don't die, mate.
I don't want to die. So I think I could survive first year and then I'll drop out.
[00:46:08] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: Okay. Being dropped into the Maze Runner world? Absolutely not.
You like running Maze Runner the world? Oh, you've not seen the Maze Runner?
[00:46:20] Speaker B: No.
[00:46:21] Speaker A: Okay. It's this world where everyone's affected with something and like only like one or two people, I think, don't have the virus and they put them in this maze, but they're technically test subjects.
Yeah. Well, would I survive? I don't know.
Probably not. Though, second you send the Purge, I.
[00:46:51] Speaker B: Know the storyline of what happened or.
[00:46:53] Speaker A: The idea behind the Purge. So do you think he could survive that one night?
[00:46:56] Speaker B: No. Unless I. Like a doomsday bunker that only I had the codes to, that no one else can access, I'm not surviving. So if I had a doomsday bunker. Yes, I'm going to survive, given that I'm the only one who knows the codes to it. Yeah.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: And you would have had to build it yourself.
[00:47:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:13] Speaker A: Then, sure, yeah, I could dig. I could detect shit.
[00:47:17] Speaker B: So, yeah, that's my answer. If I have a doomsday bunker, and.
[00:47:20] Speaker A: If only I knew where it was as well. Yeah, them kids.
[00:47:26] Speaker B: No, the kids would know about it on the day.
[00:47:28] Speaker A: No, it happens once.
Once a year.
[00:47:32] Speaker B: Yeah, on the day.
[00:47:34] Speaker A: So what, every year you build a new bunker or change the location of the bunker. Yeah, that's. That's dedicated.
You could be followed, though, if the person really means to kill you. Also, like I said, it be your own people.
It could be your husband that wants to kill you.
[00:47:56] Speaker B: Hopefully not.
[00:47:58] Speaker A: I'm just saying he's not going to go to jail for it. If you die that night.
[00:48:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but we're getting divorced tomorrow morning.
[00:48:06] Speaker A: You're dead, mate. No, like, if you survive.
[00:48:10] Speaker B: If we survive. And I know you tried to kill me. Divorce incite.
[00:48:13] Speaker A: What makes you think if I find out that night that you want to kill me? I'm not gonna try to kill you.
[00:48:17] Speaker B: I'm protecting myself in my doomsday bunker. What? With my cameras? With all the vision.
[00:48:23] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm also gonna try to kill you if I find out you're trying to kill me. The fuck.
[00:48:29] Speaker B: No, I'm not. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna.
[00:48:31] Speaker A: You're gonna wait it out?
[00:48:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:48:32] Speaker A: No, he's dead.
[00:48:33] Speaker B: Because the moment I step out, I know someone's gonna come out with a little gun and like, pew.
[00:48:38] Speaker A: You know what? We're going to pew. Pew each other. We will. Because I've got a gun, too. And with my last breath, I will shoot and I will hit my spot. I would hit. I'll hit my target. Okay, I think that's the last one. That's the end. Onto the next red light. Green light. The Electric State, which we watched. Was it Wednesday?
[00:48:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it was a Wednesday.
[00:49:01] Speaker A: Yeah. So Michelle. Green. Red light or green light?
[00:49:07] Speaker B: As a whole premise of the movie, she's a green light because she saves people.
[00:49:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:13] Speaker B: But as a character, she's so annoying. She was so boring to watch.
[00:49:19] Speaker A: Yeah, she was so good.
Like, kill something, bitch. I mean, she did try. She did, yeah.
Yeah. She wasn't actually too bad. I think she was adequately annoying for a main character.
[00:49:35] Speaker B: I would prefer not to be annoying.
[00:49:38] Speaker A: They always are, though.
[00:49:40] Speaker B: Main character's annoying.
[00:49:43] Speaker A: I don't think I've ever watched one teenage movie thingy that the characters been female. And I've liked them throughout. I mean, not one hated Bella. Hated that one in.
What's the name of that film?
[00:50:03] Speaker B: Which one?
[00:50:08] Speaker A: We just talked about it.
Hunger Games. Katniss. Didn't like her.
Didn't like the one in that. Cassandra Clare, for one. I forget her name in Clockwork something. No, that's not the one. It's not the Clockwork one. Is that. Anyway, didn't like that girl either. Who else? I rarely ever like him.
I'm so sorry.
[00:50:32] Speaker B: That's okay. All right.
[00:50:34] Speaker A: John Keats, he was all right.
[00:50:36] Speaker B: He made me laugh.
[00:50:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:38] Speaker B: So many times.
[00:50:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
He's a thingy, though. Smuggler. But you got to do what you got to do to survive. So.
[00:50:45] Speaker B: Yeah, he was just doing his best.
[00:50:46] Speaker A: Yeah. And he stood for something. Yeah. Green. Oh, she gets a green for me. By the way, Michelle, the doctor, he's an umber, definitely.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: Because he knew that her brother could survive.
[00:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah. And he tried to do the good thing.
[00:51:02] Speaker B: He did try.
So he enabled the main doctor to do what he did.
[00:51:08] Speaker A: Yeah. In the idea of, like, winning the war. But the guy. The kid's mind could have actually come up with a solution for them to actually win the war in the first place. But, hey, ho, Ethan, skate red.
[00:51:22] Speaker B: Absolutely red. With mummy issues.
[00:51:24] Speaker A: Honestly, that mummy issue just came out.
[00:51:28] Speaker B: Honestly, it was very subtle.
Oh, okay.
[00:51:33] Speaker A: You should see a shrink, mate. Like, therapy would have sorted all of this out.
Marshall, Brandy. Bradbury.
[00:51:42] Speaker B: Ambar.
[00:51:43] Speaker A: Closer to red. But there's a. There's a.
[00:51:46] Speaker B: He has a Morocco.
[00:51:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:49] Speaker B: That he was following and that he used very well.
It wasn't always right, but at least he knew where the line was in his line of work. Like, yeah, do not kill people. Do not use people. The only people survive are robots. And that's what he stood by until he found out that Cosmo was actually a human boy in a robot's body.
[00:52:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Because he believes that they didn't have a soul. To me, that just sounds like a weird religious zealot. So, in fact, red flag. Just because you change your mind right at the end doesn't mean shit.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: People can change their mind.
[00:52:24] Speaker A: I don't care. Still a red flag.
You can change your mind, but you've still done what you did.
The engine oil is on your hands still.
[00:52:35] Speaker B: Wow.
Proud.
[00:52:38] Speaker A: I'm so proud.
[00:52:40] Speaker B: I know you are.
[00:52:48] Speaker A: Yeah. I honestly don't get zingers that often, so when I do, I revel in it. Okay. Herman. Herman is a green.
[00:52:57] Speaker B: I love his romance.
[00:52:58] Speaker A: Honestly, the romance was so sweet. So funny.
Yeah. Great comedic relief. Cosmo, he's a green light.
[00:53:08] Speaker B: He was so adorable.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: So adorable. So sad at the end, but it is what it is, I guess.
All right, that's the end of red light. Green light. Moving on to this or that.
And are this or that is a. Would you rather. And this is quite a long one. We don't have to do them all.
[00:53:25] Speaker B: Okay, let's stop at 10.
[00:53:27] Speaker A: 10.
[00:53:30] Speaker B: Almost halfway. You got almost 20.
[00:53:37] Speaker A: Let's just bash them out quickly. Okay. Would you rather have an anime narrator follow you around or live with a laugh track playing every time you speak?
[00:53:47] Speaker B: Animator. Narrator.
[00:53:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, Narrator. For sure. That laugh would get to me.
[00:53:53] Speaker B: I'm trying to fight someone at the end of the day.
[00:53:55] Speaker A: Be stuck in a group chat with all your Exes or all your high school teachers?
[00:54:00] Speaker B: All my exes and not many of them.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: High school teachers. Who are they?
High school teachers. I didn't even talk to them. Anyway, they didn't have an ex to.
[00:54:10] Speaker B: Be in group chat with. See, why did you choose that one?
[00:54:13] Speaker A: They don't decide what type of ex is.
It doesn't define what type of ex mate. You don't have to have been in a relationship. Why are you trying to put my shit out there?
[00:54:25] Speaker B: I'm just saying you had the best of two options and you said your teachers.
You could have literally been in a group chat with just yourself.
[00:54:34] Speaker A: Oh, shit.
[00:54:35] Speaker B: But it's okay. You've chosen you. You chose your teachers.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah, but to me, when it, when it says exes because I don't have an ex relationship, I do have exes.
I don't want to be talking to them people I don't know them evil.
[00:54:49] Speaker B: I was doing a basic relationship.
[00:54:51] Speaker A: Obviously it would be.
I think about it. Yeah, so that's how I wasn't thinking relationships.
[00:54:56] Speaker B: I thought it'd be just you and you'd be like, you'd be cool with it because you're just like. It's just you. You can just write your thoughts down and be on your day.
[00:55:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll still pick the teachers, mate.
[00:55:06] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:55:09] Speaker A: Have to scream. Believe it. Like Naruto every time you enter a room or whisper.
I'm not gonna say that out loud.
Z before leaving a room. So you're not going to give up?
[00:55:28] Speaker B: Basically I'd rather Westfall.
[00:55:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that one. I feel it when I leave a room.
I'm never gonna give up. Okay.
Would you rather fight a goose once a year or have to convince one stranger a day the moon isn't real?
[00:55:50] Speaker B: This one's silly.
[00:55:52] Speaker A: Why?
[00:55:53] Speaker B: I goose everyone's a day.
[00:55:55] Speaker A: I'll convince a stranger that the moon isn't real. Nah, bring the goose, mate. Well, I have to talk to people.
[00:56:04] Speaker B: The goose is violent.
A person I'm gonna choose to try and convince a stranger once a. Once a day.
[00:56:12] Speaker A: I mean, it's a stranger, right? They just think, oh, we're all wacky answers.
[00:56:16] Speaker B: Do I have to convince them or I have to convince them? Not even try to convince them. It's okay. I'll make up some lie.
Yeah, yeah, I can do it.
I could.
[00:56:30] Speaker A: Now fight the goose once a day though.
You know what? Feba. Yeah, I'll pick. I'll pick the goose.
A little boxing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pick the goose. I'm the Way to the German Only be only be able to communicate in tick tock sounds or anime reaction. The.
Did you write down no.
[00:56:59] Speaker B: Anime reaction Gas. It's so dramatic and I love it.
[00:57:03] Speaker A: Yeah. But it gets annoying real quick.
[00:57:09] Speaker B: But the tick tock sounds won't.
At least with the gas. There's a variation in gas with me in my head.
[00:57:17] Speaker A: It would just be like responding in songs. That's fine. I do that all the time anyway.
Do you want to read the next few?
[00:57:30] Speaker B: Okay. Wake up every day in a new Isekai world Or be stuck in your current job. But as an npc.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: Wake up in a new isekai.
[00:57:42] Speaker B: As an npc. I'm just background. I'd be so bored out of my head.
New Isekai.
[00:57:51] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm just saying I'm so.
[00:57:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:57:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I was so bored new as a guy mate.
[00:57:57] Speaker B: There's a challenge.
[00:57:59] Speaker A: And it's a different world as well.
[00:58:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
Have unlimited ramen. But you can only eat it while crying. Or unless it's unlimited sushi. But you have to eat it with your feet.
[00:58:11] Speaker A: I'll cry and eat my ramen. Right?
[00:58:13] Speaker B: It's okay. I'll cry because it's so spicy. But I'll enjoy it.
[00:58:17] Speaker A: Yeah. I would rather cry and eat Goodness me.
[00:58:21] Speaker B: With my feet.
Disgusting.
[00:58:25] Speaker A: I'm just thinking about the flexibility of it all. Not doing that.
[00:58:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
It's not happening.
Be turned into a Funko Pop of yourself or only be able to speak in Funko Pop Collectible names.
[00:58:40] Speaker A: Turn me into one immediately.
[00:58:42] Speaker B: Collectible names.
So it could be even like anime characters. Though.
[00:58:48] Speaker A: Be only. Only be able to speak.
[00:58:50] Speaker B: Speak in.
[00:58:53] Speaker A: In Funko Pop collectible names.
Exactly. So just turn me into one already.
[00:58:59] Speaker B: I'm trying to think.
[00:59:00] Speaker A: Life will be difficult. But I'll be cute.
[00:59:08] Speaker B: Life will be difficult but you be.
[00:59:09] Speaker A: And if I find someone to keep me.
[00:59:13] Speaker B: Would you love me? Pastor Wor. You're asking?
[00:59:16] Speaker A: Okay. I'm not. That's not what I'm asking.
[00:59:18] Speaker B: I know. But that's what it sounds like. Would you love if I was a worm? Would you love me if I was a Funko Pop?
[00:59:23] Speaker A: I'm not asking someone to love me. I said if I find someone to keep me.
I think if you're in love with a Funko Pop. I think there's a problem.
[00:59:35] Speaker B: I was trolling on the question.
[00:59:37] Speaker A: I don't mean you. I know. But I'm. I'm building on that. To say if a human being is in love with a Funko Pop. There's a problem.
[00:59:46] Speaker B: Can we not.
[00:59:47] Speaker A: No middle ground.
[00:59:49] Speaker B: No. No. I just want you to remind you that someone fell off the tree and then tried to have the car.
[00:59:53] Speaker A: Like I said.
[00:59:55] Speaker B: I'm just like. You know. That was our reality. Like.
[00:59:58] Speaker A: But there was the one that was attracted to the car. I don't give a shit.
[01:00:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:00:02] Speaker A: There's a problem somewhere. Mate. I stand by that.
I mean each of their own. But there's a problem.
[01:00:09] Speaker B: Ain't got me.
[01:00:11] Speaker A: Yeah. What's next?
[01:00:13] Speaker B: Every animal you pass yells shame. Or every vending machine plays My heart would go on when you use it.
[01:00:21] Speaker A: I just avoid vending machines. Isn't it? You can't really avoid animals that much. There's fucking pigeons everywhere.
[01:00:27] Speaker B: That's true.
[01:00:28] Speaker A: Vending machine.
I never go to a mall ever again.
But I could shop online. It's okay.
[01:00:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Machine.
And it's only one song. Yeah.
[01:00:41] Speaker A: Exactly.
[01:00:42] Speaker B: Never watch anime again. But only be able to watch anime but in 14 4p with dub and random subtitles.
Never watch anime again. What do you mean? I have to watch it in 144p with dub and random subtitles. That would send me. That would actually send me. I think I'll just actually pick up a laptop. Throw it away.
[01:01:05] Speaker A: I don't think I ever come across a nightmare situation.
That is scary.
I don't want any random.
No. I refuse to pin it. No.
No.
No.
No.
I fucking hate dub as well. No.
[01:01:28] Speaker B: Not the random subtitles though. That.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: That wouldn't send you random subtitles is fine.
It's dub. Mate.
[01:01:37] Speaker B: Yeah. I still want my subtitles to match what they're saying.
[01:01:41] Speaker A: I could just switch it off.
[01:01:44] Speaker B: No you can't. Because it says and I get it says and.
[01:01:52] Speaker A: You. Mate.
Anime is life. Mate.
[01:01:59] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[01:02:00] Speaker A: I'm sorry. It's weird.
[01:02:02] Speaker B: You can't even tell what I thought he has.
[01:02:04] Speaker A: I could tell what's going on. That's the main thing. I'd watch it still. Do you know what point. Do you know how I watch Naruto? Let's not talk about it.
Yeah.
[01:02:14] Speaker B: It's fine. I'll switch between K Drama and Chinese dramas.
I used to go through phases. I guess that anime face would just have to wiped out of circulation.
[01:02:24] Speaker A: Fair play.
[01:02:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:02:25] Speaker A: Accidentally. Like your crush's 2013 Facebook photo. Or send your mum a meme with way too much. Oh, way too much. Swearing to my mum.
She wouldn't care. She'd just be like what's this?
[01:02:41] Speaker B: My crush.
[01:02:43] Speaker A: My mum knows. I swear a lot. Anyway. It's not that deep.
I'm just assuming, like, it's someone that I know. Well, it's just the pack. It's just, to me, it could be anybody. It's like me liking your 2013. I would die of embarrassment.
[01:03:00] Speaker B: For me.
[01:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Just anybody.
Or like, some random person's account that I'm praying it doesn't have to be a crush, because I've never had one of those, but, like, just some random person. And then I'm looking, maybe someone I'm talking to, and then I'm scrolling through their profile, and then I go right to the end, and then I. Like one of the old, old photos. I would die.
[01:03:24] Speaker B: I'm like, yeah, I stalked you.
[01:03:25] Speaker A: I'll delete my account and die.
[01:03:28] Speaker B: And.
[01:03:29] Speaker A: You'Ll never see me again. That's embarrassing. It's not even Instagram. It's fucking Facebook, mate. You gotta like it. Not an accidental double tap.
You gotta click, like, with the emojis that they do now.
That's intentional. I know it says accidentally, but Facebook? Nah, that's crazy.
Imagine you're doing your little, you know, CIA.
[01:04:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Just on it. Yeah, I stalked you.
[01:04:07] Speaker A: I think it's the fact that it's a man that this will be happening to. I just can't. I have too much pride for that. I'm so sorry. All right. Be allergic to air conditioning or have your sneeze sound like, oh, from Jojo.
[01:04:25] Speaker B: Sneeze.
[01:04:25] Speaker A: Yeah, still the sneeze. My sneeze sounds like the earthquake. Anyway. Makes no difference to me.
Get a psychiatrist into the world of Peppa Pig. Or tell it to be. But it's horror.
[01:04:39] Speaker B: Teletubbies. Absolutely not Peppa Pig.
[01:04:43] Speaker A: You see that thing that slops everything? I feel like, no. And it's horror as well. It would just. I couldn't. I could live with scary pigs, okay? In fact, I reckon I chase them because I want to eat them, because they'll be real pig.
[01:04:56] Speaker B: But it wouldn't be just pigs, though. They've got all.
[01:04:59] Speaker A: They do have all sorts of animals.
Yeah. I'd rather that than Ted it up his time.
I mean, as it is, it's kind of freaky already, and they're not even trying to be scary, and it's already scary.
It's mainly that thing. Imagine that baby son as well.
[01:05:19] Speaker B: Oh, baby son.
[01:05:23] Speaker A: And the Hoover thing that just Hoovers everything. And there's weird videos that they show. It would interrupt you every single second. You have to watch a video. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. I've never watched Peppa Pigs. I'm Picking that have a theme song that plays loudly every time you have an awkward moment. Or a villain monologue every time you're happy.
[01:05:49] Speaker B: Theme song.
[01:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:50] Speaker B: Vancouver's energy.
[01:05:52] Speaker A: Yeah, like wah wah.
[01:05:55] Speaker B: You know that would not be my theme song.
It will not.
[01:06:01] Speaker A: Oh my God.
Yeah, I know. But all right, so a theme song every time I have an awkward moment.
[01:06:11] Speaker B: It would just make things less awkward.
[01:06:12] Speaker A: Yeah, it would, wouldn't it?
[01:06:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I picked the theme song.
Villain monologue would be so cringe every.
[01:06:22] Speaker B: Time you're happy as well, though.
[01:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Just ruin the mood. Exactly.
[01:06:25] Speaker B: I can't be happy no more.
[01:06:27] Speaker A: Does it have to be any villain monologue? I'll go into Madara's villain monologue if I was picking that option. That would be a nice one.
The one where he goes in on all the hog. Ey G Satisfaction.
All right, you get the last two.
[01:06:47] Speaker B: Okay.
Would you rather only speak in anime quotes or TikTok?
[01:06:51] Speaker A: Oh, sorry. Three.
[01:06:52] Speaker B: That's the question. I'll do that.
[01:06:54] Speaker A: Would I rather speak in anime quotes or TikTok? Did we not already do this?
Oh, that was anime reaction costs.
You know what? Anime quotes could actually be really good Anime quotes.
[01:07:11] Speaker B: Goodness. Some of them are deep.
[01:07:14] Speaker A: Exactly.
[01:07:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
Be able to time travel, but only to your own embarrassing moments. Or swap lives with your anime wife or husband over the day.
[01:07:24] Speaker A: But it's filling episodes.
[01:07:26] Speaker B: Swapping lives in the vibe.
[01:07:27] Speaker A: I'm swapping lives.
[01:07:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:07:29] Speaker A: I don't care.
[01:07:31] Speaker B: I feel like episodes are fun.
[01:07:33] Speaker A: Exactly.
[01:07:34] Speaker B: Have you seen the bleach filler episodes?
[01:07:36] Speaker A: Why would I choose to travel to an embarrassing moment?
[01:07:39] Speaker B: Exactly.
[01:07:40] Speaker A: Oh my God, no. Who choose that?
[01:07:45] Speaker B: I don't know. But yeah. Filler episode. I will choose the filler episodes in bleach. Because those are just so fun.
[01:07:52] Speaker A: It's just minute.
[01:07:53] Speaker B: It's so fun.
[01:07:54] Speaker A: Absolutely. Like what the hell? Literally, that was the first thing that came to my mind. A bleach episode. Bleach thriller arc. Of course.
[01:08:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:08:03] Speaker A: And the last one.
[01:08:04] Speaker B: Fight 10 toddler sized Goku or 1 Goku sized toddler? We had this conversation.
[01:08:10] Speaker A: We did.
[01:08:11] Speaker B: And it was the most debated thing we had in this household for a whole 10 minutes.
[01:08:19] Speaker A: So which one?
[01:08:20] Speaker B: One Goku sized toddler?
[01:08:22] Speaker A: Mm. That wasn't your answer before, Ms. 10 Toddler Sized Goku.
[01:08:28] Speaker B: That's not what I said.
[01:08:29] Speaker A: That was what you said. You said. Oh, you just kicked them.
One toddler please. Thank you.
[01:08:44] Speaker B: But hear it. They don't know how to use the powers.
[01:08:47] Speaker A: They are Goku's. They know how to use their power they're just toddler size. No, no. Give me the stupid toddler. The annoying toddler.
I'll take that.
Over 10 toddler sized cookies. Go. Because I know what they're doing. Absolutely not. All right. And I believe that is it. So thank you very much for watching. If you're still with us.
If you ever do find yourself in a world that you may or may not survive in, what world would you survive in? Which one wouldn't you survive in? Actually, which Isekai world do you think you guys could survive in?
I reckon I'd be good in Overlord.
That's just me.
Also, what colors are you given the characters in the Electric State, if you have watched them?
Actually, it's getting a lot of hate online. Electric State. But it was okay.
[01:09:40] Speaker B: I didn't really like it.
[01:09:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it wasn't great, but it was like. It's fine.
I think it's okay.
[01:09:45] Speaker B: I wouldn't rewatch it.
[01:09:48] Speaker A: No, no, I wouldn't. But I think it's fine.
Like there's been so many films kind of like it I think in the past. Maybe that's why. And maybe people expected more. But what could they have done with that story in the first place? I don't know because I think the issue was actually the source material.
[01:10:13] Speaker B: But people like the book though, I.
[01:10:15] Speaker A: Heard and I was very surprised by that. I haven't read the book, to be honest. So maybe the book is actually a lot better. I'm hoping it probably is because obviously the intent was like certain things and the reasons why these characters did what they did would know.
But the film didn't do the story any justice. It was very mid like. It's fine. It's okay. It's an easy watch. And the comic, the comedy in it was actually was alright. It was kiki'd a few times and here and there. So yeah. Anyway. Would you rather be stuck in an anime tournament arc with no powers or survive one day in a horror film with no plot armor? Let us know in the comment section or whatever. That's just a little. Would you rather. For you guys and yeah, if you're still here and still listening, you're a real one. Thank you very much.
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